Dinner's On Us

By BawdyPen (Roderick Stafton, Roderick Shafton)

Published on Jun 26, 2005

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DINNER'S ON US by bawdypen

"Thanks for dinner, guys. It's sure nice seeing you two again." He raised his wine for a silent toast.

"Yeah, Aaron, we had some good times, alright. Been gettin' your mouth, ass, hands, ears and nose filled often enough?"

"Heh! Not hardly. I'll tell ya though, I don't know if it's just getting older or because hot tricks come along more seldom, but I find myself doing nastier and nastier things... and liking it!"

"Yeah? I know exactly what you're saying. Us, too. I think you get a greater appreciation for balls, cocks and assholes around the time they get harder to come by, and harder to keep up with."

"It's something like that. All I know is last week I let a guy piss in my mouth. Now that's something I never would have done!"

"Time was right, I guess. If he'd done it when you were 18, you'd have probably barfed."

"Maybe. But I sure wouldn't have gulped it down like I did!" Aaron chuckled.

"When we get in that mood, I bang Roger's ass deep and hard. Then right after his incredible muscles throttle my prick to an enormous explosion, I pull it out and get over him so we can 69. He sucks my dirty cock while I cram my face down into his pungent cheeks and eat out his big hole. Best way to eat your own cum."

"Yeah, and if I'm on top--riding his fat cock til it fills me with a big load--I'll hop off and in a flash fit my asshole over his mouth. Once he starts sucking from my hosed-down rectum, I bend over and go down on his smelly prick and eat the hot juicy stuff off it!"

"Ooooh, how deliciously filthy! Might just try that some day, but I'm not sure I'd get that excited if it was my own ass I was tasting."

"Hmmm, as I remember it," Roger grinned, "I don't think you'll have any complaining to do!"

"Sassy bitch! But same here, sugar butt. And you too, Derek. Never pulled my tongue outta your crack cause it was too sweaty, I recall. You guys only do it that way? You only taste Roger's slutty insides?"

"Well, when we're really in the mood to be gross, I get fucked. I mean, you really gotta be horny to suck MY just- fucked hairy asshole! Not to mention going down on a shitty cock that just slipped out of there! It's so damned fucking lewd and obscene, I'm glad Roger can't see me when I'm doing it!"

"No chance in hell of that, baby. Not the way I have my head trying to get up your butt! And what do you mean? Your butch ass is luscious to eat. Being ugly and hairy makes it all nastier and more exciting!" He smiled secretively. "Sure makes me a filthdog at times, doesn't it?"

Derek frowned, indicating he was saying too much.

"Okay, what's that about?" Aaron asked, suspiciously. "Come on, we always told each other all the dirt about ourselves... and everybody else, too!"

"N-no, not this time, man. It's too...too personal, you know?"

"No, but now I want to. Give, you guys. I'm gettin' a boner just from my imagination!"

"I can't, it's not my place." Derek crossed his heart and held up his hand in the Scout Pledge. "Sworn to secrecy!" He glanced at Roger.

"It's okay. Guess I don't mind Aaron knowing."

"Alright, baby. Go ahead, he'll freak."

"No, uh...you tell him. I'm too embarrassed. It's okay if he knows, but I can't SAAAAY it!"

"Ha! Why tell him. Why not show him the movie?"

"Oh, gawd!" Roger gasped. "Uh...I don't...knowing's one thing, but watching it!"

Aaron slapped the table. "That's it! No way are you gonna back out now. SHOW ME! Hell, I'll hide in the corner and play with myself...you can pretend I'm not even here. But lemme see....please!"

On the couch, in the darkened room, flanked by Roger and Derek, he quickly rose to fever pitch from poppers, the two shafts he was fondling and stroking, the sometimes unfocused but erotic action on the TV screen...and the two heads constantly bending into his lap to lick his prickshaft or tease his bloated knob. Even the adolescent way they kept their pants pulled down around their ankles was incredibly stimulating!

Roger kept a close eye on the video action. Not only did he never tire of watching his own performance, he wanted to make sure Aaron took a big whiff of the potent popper gas just before the crucial moment.

"It's hot. I don't know who you got to take this video, but he's sure getting some great closeups. Wow, look at you go, Roger! Boy, you sure dig rimming that ass, don't you? I agree. The cute, smooth ones are dandy...but when you're in a real ass-sucking mood there's nothing like a big hairy, dirty- looking shithole like Derek's!" He stared a moment, then lowered his voice and said lustily, "Mmmm, to be honest--even better if it is a tad dirty, if you ask me! Hunh? Oh." He took the vial Roger quickly offered, a bit surprised he got no response from the confession. Oh, well. Maybe they're too jaded to be shocked.

Roger and Derek both got a grip on Aaron's throbbing erection. They knew it'd be soon. Aaron licked his lips-- watching Roger at work on the screen.

"Aw, damn. Look at that little slut! We can see your long tongue going right up in there. Talk about a tongue-fuck! Man, you're making that tasty asshole really loosen up. God damn! Almost looks like he's...HOLE LEEEE FUCK N SHIT." Squinting, he stared, dumbfounded and breathless--not yet convinced it wasn't the popper rush that made him imagine he saw a big turd coming out of Derek's bloated anus!

"HE'S SHITTIN' ROGER! HE'S SHITTIN'!!" he hissed, finally convinced. "Sonofabitch. You're suckin' his turd. YOU'RE SUCKIN' HIS FUCKIN' TURD! AHHH, I'M GONNA CUM!" He spread his legs as wide as possible and thrust his crotch upward. "AH, JACK ME OFF...JACK ME OFF! OH ROGER, SUCK THAT FILTHY TURD! SUCK THAT FUCKIN' FILTHY TURD RIGHT OUT OF HIS BIG SMELLY ASSHOLE! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"

He shot thunderous streams of jizz in the air as both hands pounded his prick, Roger squeezed his balls, and Derek rammed a finger just past his asslips to press on his prostate.

Roger stared wild-eyed--directly into the camera. About 8 inches of glistening dark tubular shit hung from Derek's anus. It protruded so much the pink inner flesh was shown hugging it. Roger's stuffed lips were salaciously tugging on it...his tongue avidly wiping back and forth on the underside of the steamy turd. That sight struck Aaron as even more vulgar than lettin' a guy defecate in your mouth. Rim a guy, let him take a shit, show the turd in your mouth, CUT! Then spit it out. Wanna increase the lewdness factor by 1000%? Do what Roger's doing. Just a little lip movement and a subtle tongue wipe.

"UH, UH, UH! G-GONNA EAT IT? EAT THAT HOT SHIT! UGGHH!" His butt flopped down and he fell back, exhausted from his major orgasm.

"Whew! I think he liked it, Roger."

"No shit...to coin an expression. God, seeing what a sicko pervert you've made me become always makes my bone hard."

They started to maneuver onto the floor, but Aaron snapped to alertness and plunged hands into their crotches.

"No ya don't! I'm still hotter'n hell. We gotta talk about that, but first I'm gonna blow both of you!"

He slid to the floor. On his knees, he went from one to the other, blowing the lovers and licking their balls. Til Roger kicked his pants free and slid off.

"Go ahead and suck Derek off first." He scooted behind Aaron, lifting his shittail. "Raise your butt up. I wanna suck your ass."

"Uh oh!" Aaron joked, going to all fours and spreading his knees. "Don't get any fanciful ideas, but I'm probably pungent back there. Had to stop at a gas station and take a dump on the way here. Gracious me, does that offend you?"

Roger yanked Aaron's trousers from his ankles, spread his legs, and crawled up to nuzzle into his crack. Without opening the buttcheeks, he nosed his way up and down the crease, sniffing. "Mmmm, that woulda been nice to watch...or something. Damn, that video turns me on every time."

"Aw, didn't affect me at all, you faggots," Aaron grunted, slipping his hands under Derek's thighs, "...except I got this uncontrollable desire to...yeah, pull 'em right back, man. Show me that furry butt. Feel like I'm about to rim a porn star. Your hairy gash is sure photogenic if you like kinky smut about filthy, forbidden desires. Open this forest and you're greeted by a wrinkled, purplish clump of rubbery skin that's slimy and smells cheesy. Nobody, but NOBODY would want to lick this... even with somebody else's tongue! IT'S A SHITHOLE! It's fit only for shitlickers, Derek. Sorry. Now excuse me, I'm gonna wash out your stinky rectum for a few hours!" He dove tongue- first into Derek's raw, obscenely masculine bottom.

Derek patted him on the head. "Don't go getting any fanciful ideas there, fella." He trapped his elbows under his kneecaps. Comfortably doubled up, he watched their long-time friend rimming his big hole out. "On second thought, Aaron, you just licky-sucky that super-pooper and fantasize any fucking thing you want!"

Mmmmm, lub lub lub! Aaron slopped the dark, gaping pooch.

"God, I don't have to fantasize," Roger gushed. "I just opened his sagging buns. He's got naughty stuff smeared all over his itchy spot! Lover?"

"Yes, my little pooper scooper?"

"May I lick off the nasty man's gooey shit?"

"If you think you'll enjoy it, baby. Nobody ever said you can have only mine. Maybe you'll find it better."

"Not a chance, Derek. I got a strong feeling the first turd you suck is like the first cock you suck. None will ever be as exciting."

"In that case, rim the crap out of the asshole-sucking shit-ass! I'm gonna fart in his mouth in about two seconds."

Aaron pulled his face back from Derek's hairy asshole just as Roger slammed into his. The sudden jolt unbalanced Aaron, sending him nose first back into the wet, dark gash just as Derek's asslips fluttered and flapped from a loud, sputtering obscenity that stunk deliciously! He rubbed his smeller around the anal bugle, whiffing up the noxious gas that fired his blood even more than the poppers had!

"Oh, damn, don't do that again. I'm afraid I'll start liking it." He laughed, then dove back into that pungent hole. Then something dawned on him and he backed away again. It was that tongue dragging up and down his asscrack...and the moans coming from the guy who was doing it. "Roger, you're licking my shitty ass! Uh, how's it taste?"

"Ah, better than it smells, that's for sure."

"Warned ya."

"Yes you did. I could ask you the same, now that Derek doesn't wash his ass as often as he used to."

"Man, I'm so fired up I hardly noticed." He took a big sniff. "Sure as fuck isn't clean, but I always did like a little ripeness. It's just that it's so out in the open...what we're doing. Uh, say, just what are we doing? Where's this headed?"

"Anywhere you want it to go, buttlick," Derek laughed, grabbing Aaron by the hair and pulled his face back into his humid, drool-dripping trench. "All I know is there're two guys on all fours licking out dirty assholes and I've got a turd supreme up my rectum that's itching to get out. Anybody got any ideas?"

"Oh, jeez," Aaron backed away. "I'm not even drunk, but I'm starting to sober up."

Roger slid up Aaron's back and cooed into his ear. "Wanna give it a try, buddy?" He also slid his hand down Aaron's asscrack and played with his balls and stroking along the hard shaft that hadn't lost a bit of its stiffness. "Let's get him to shit and both lick it."

"I don't know if I'm r-ready for that," Aaron stammered and gulped.

"Want to just watch, up close, while I do it? You've seen me do it on video; want to see me do it in person? Hell, I'm ready to suck your turd...if you only had one."

A few minutes later they were both on their knees before Derek's hairy ass, waiting, as he scooted lower and pulled his thighs back again. "Anyone for dessert?"

They both alternated lapping across Derek's flexing anus as it pooched out, getting wider and wider. Aaron had no hesita- tion at poking his tongue up the expanded hole. "As soon as I taste it, I'm leaving it to you," he said to Roger. No sooner said. The stinging flavor of fresh shit hit his tastebuds as his tongue hit the end of Derek's turd. "Here it comes!"

Derek's asslips expanded and rolled up as the head of a dark, tremendously fat turd began to come out and look around for a shitlicker. There was one there, and he was ready. Roger began to lap his tongue over the greasy knob and slide along the three inches that were sticking out. The heady aroma was almost thick enough to be visible. Aaron gasped as he fisted his prick, then joined his old friend, using his tongue to start at the asshole ring before making his way along the other side to the rounded end.

"Irresistible, hunh?" Derek chided.

"I shouldn't have tasted it!" Aaron cried, as he put his mouth over the end and began to suck Derek's hot fucking turd! Seeing his buddy's tongue working inches away was enough to give him the courage to continue...that, and his upright, dripping prick that was oozing rivers of precum down his shaft and over his hand and balls.

"Aw, fuck, that's hot!" Derek cried, watching them. He'd held it as long as he could. Now he was unable to stop the rest from sliding out of his rectum into Roger's waiting hand. It didn't pinch off, or squeeze out to a point, it just popped out of his ass...done.

The dark, solid, 8 inches of beautiful turdmeat went from lover's hand to lover's mouth as Roger began to suck the other end. Staring into each other's eyes, the two turdsuckers worked it over. One with dreamy pleasure, the other with astonished glee. He understood, now, why Roger had eaten his lover's shit. And he knew he was going to do it again. He didn't relinquish his end, but he had to shut his eyes when he saw Roger bite down. He didn't think he could continue once he saw Roger chewing it. No, he could suck on that turd all night, but he wasn't ready to watch the other guy actually eating it.

"Aw, fuck. Eat my shit, baby!" Derek cried, pounding his meat. "And suck on my hot piece of shit, rookie!" He stood up and aimed his cock, spraying a huge load of cum along the warm loaf eagerly being consumed. It was like a cream filling for Roger. For Aaron, once it splattered across his nose, he opened his eyes. Not to look at Roger, but enough to lick over the top of it to get some of Derek's tasty balljuice.

"Oh, man, I'm ready to come again!" Aaron announced, getting to his feet.

Derek turned and knelt on the couch, offering his ass. "Go ahead, shove it in me. I'm loose enough it won't matter that I just came."

Not even blinking, Aaron rammed his prick up Derek's ass and began to fuck him. Maybe he got ten strokes in before his cock exploded, but the seven strokes after that each squirted a stream of overamped jism from the head of his cock into Derek's rectum.

As Aaron caught his breath in deep intakes and his prick slid out of Derek's hole, Roger was there to carefully take the streaked, deflating piece of meat into his mouth to clean it... and even catch a final, delayed spurt. Then Aaron collapsed on the floor.

"Always room for one more," Derek eyed his lover, turning onto his back and raising his legs once again. Roger hadn't come yet, but he was more than ready after the fine feast he'd just had...at least half of that 8 inches. He plugged himself into the familiar cavern as Derek's talented anal muscles lovingly milked the lava flow from his lover's cock to join the river already in there.

Clenching his gaping hole shut once the prick departed, Derek sighed. "Well, that was special! Now who's going to suck out all that Sperm Pudding, or will it just go the waste?"

Aaron laughed and rolled his eyes, but Roger said, "Gimme a few minutes." He unsteadily climbed onto the couch. "But you don't want to miss out, do you?" He stuck his cum-streaked cock into Derek's accepting mouth and winked at him.

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