"Oh god, oh fuck," Silas moaned as his roommate's enormous pulsing cock opened up his snug, hairy asshole with its thick head and shaft and then sunk all the way to its base.
"Jesus, Silas!" groaned his roommate Connor as their muscular, sweaty bodies pressed together and the smell of dude stank filled both their noses. "I'm so sorry. Can't believe it happened again!"
At this point, Silas and Connor began to laugh. They'd only known one another a short time but already the two college studs were learning all sorts of new things together. From the moment they'd stepped into their new dorm room, they'd broken into enormous goofy smiles and immediately bonded over their love of sports and working out. Each hot jock was ripped and rugged, with a well-developed chest, trunk-like arms, and abs that you could wash laundry on. Silas was dark-haired and covered in a fine pelt of fur, while Connor was blond and had a smoother bod. They'd instantly taken a liking to one another as they moved in their stuff, each commenting on the other's incredible physique as they pawed at the beautiful muscles of their new roommate. Neither stud thought much about this situation since each was a total virgin when it came to guys and gals and both were, let's face it, not the sharpest knives in the drawer. The two himbos continued to chat and chortle, their eyes sweeping up and down their roommate's stunning frame, as they discussed their new lives together.
Silas had been the first to pull off his shirt and start walking around in a pair of skimpy shorts that hugged his massive glutes and made his butt look especially pert. Sweating from the heat of the day, Connor had one-upped him by stripping down to a tight jockstrap that barely managed to hold his massive bulge in place. Before long, both boys were strutting around naked, their ginormous dongs swinging freely as their huge nuts bonged back and forth.
But that presented a problem. Each of these red-blooded hunks was overflowing with a raging set of hormones and, as they went about setting up their room, both Connor and Silas kept getting gigantic erections in their colossal uncut cocks. Which wouldn't have been a problem except for the fact that both Connor and Silas were also klutzes, and their hard private parts kept managing to get into places they shouldn't have.
The first time it happened, Connor was down on the floor, pushing a box of stuff into the closet, when Silas fell forward. Though neither boy understood how, Silas's gigantic hog slapped Connor several times straight across the face, his heavy hairy nutsac ending up pressed against Connor's lips.
"Woah, sorry, dude!" Silas said, as a tiny drop of precum beaded on the end of his dick-head and a tingling sensation tickled the edge of his taint. "This is so embarrassing."
He pulled away, worried that Connor was going to be upset. Instead, his roommate had grown red in the face. "Oh man," Connor replied. "I'm sorry, man. Didn't mean to get in the way of your massive shaft. I'll try to watch out better from now on."
But a short while later it was Connor's turn to pull a dumb stunt as he crawled backwards from under the bed without looking where he was going. By some strange stroke of luck, he backed his mountainous butt right into Silas's nose, leading Silas's tongue to come flopping out of his mouth and plunge directly into Connor's pink puck.
"Mmmfff," Silas managed to say as his tongue instinctively slid in and out of that delectable asshole, tasting the sensational flavor of jock rump as the smell of Connor's sweaty balls filled his nostrils.
"Oh jeez!" Connor said, shocked and aroused as he reached down to squeeze his massive prong, jacking his foreskin ever so slightly over his cockhead as a drizzle of precum snotted out of its tip. "I can't believe this happened again, bro. Unfff. That feels so crazy on my hole. Like, really weird, dude. Let me just move away so you can get free."
"No worries, man," Silas said once his roommate had shifted. "That was actually pretty okay, if you know what I mean. I guess I expected man ass to taste way worse. But you've got a nice one there."
Connor blushed. "Thanks, roomie. We both just better watch ourselves otherwise we'll keep getting into these ridiculous situations that I know neither of us wants."
"Absolutely, bro. So glad you've got my back."
But, of course, throughout the course of the afternoon, funny things continued to occur. Once, Silas's hand came to rest on Connor's marble slab ass and his finger somehow managed to slide right up into Connor's keister. At another point, Connor was standing on the bed putting a poster on the wall behind Silas, when he slipped and dropped down over Silas's face, teabagging his roommate with his monumental balls and making Silas practically choke as the two of them struggled to extract themselves from one another. Later on, Silas fell forward and managed to lodge Connor's enormous anaconda right into his mouth, taking that stupendous beast down to the root. Connor pumped his hips a few times to try to shake Silas off, thrusting forward so hard with a final stroke that Silas went tumbling backwards and Connor followed, so that they ended up on the floor with Silas's hilariously oversize dong stuffed as far down Connor's throat as it could go.
"Dude!" Silas said once they'd managed to extract themselves once again. "This is honestly pretty funny. It's almost like our dicks have minds of their own."
"I know what you mean," said Connor, sheepish but pleased. His nipples were rock hard and his cock was continuously leaking by this point. It felt good to be able to laugh about these situations with the brawny stud before him.
By the time Silas's throbbing dong had accidentally gone balls deep inside Connor's tight jock snatch and then Connor's enormous erection had unintentionally plowed open Silas's virginal backdoor, both boys knew that this couldn't go on much longer. Something had to be done, but the question was what? Connor and Silas screwed up their faces and used every last ounce of their brains to figure out a plan.
"My hole is twitching like crazy," said Silas, rubbing his puck with two fingers. "I think getting your giant dick stuck in there somehow turned on some weird button and now it's sending me these signals I can't understand."
"I totally know what you mean, dude," replied Connor, absentmindedly jacking his superlative uncut sausage while fingerbanging himself with his middle finger. "Look at how easy it is for me to get something in and out of there now. That's never happened to me before."
A lightbulb went off in Silas's brain. "Whataminute, man! I actually have gotten into this situation a few times in the past. Well, not me, but this guy I knew in high school. A total sweetheart named James who I used to wrestle with. We'd end up alone after practice a lot and, you know, get naked together to work on our forms better. My giant cock used to sometimes end up stuck in James' mouth and asshole, which I know was totally shameful and embarrassing for him."
Connor smiled brightly. "So what'd you guys do to get unstuck?"
"Hmmm...." Silas twisted his mouth to one side and stuck out his tongue, trying with all his might to remember. "Oh, I know! James was really smart and he realized that my raging rod and dangling balls were too full of spunk. He convinced me to inject him with my sweet sperm, often down his throat but also sometimes shooting into his hot tender hole. Afterwards, I'd get soft and we'd be able to continue wrestling practice."
"That's genius!" said Connor. "But I dunno, bro. I'm not interested in taking your load, and I'm sure you don't want to take mine either, right?"
"No way, dude. That'd be crazy. So what do we do?"
By this point, both boys were full on jerking it, just running their fists up and down their massive shafts as a steady stream of precum came coursing out of their large uncut dick-heads. Each was performing their five-knuckle-shuffle without much thought, their bodies essentially doing what came naturally as their tight assholes continually twitched and the heady scent of ball stank rose from their crotches.
"Dude," said Silas. "I think I just realized how we can solve this problem."
"Tell me, bro!" said Connor. "I definitely don't want to keep accidentally sticking you with my massive dick."
"Well, I think we've got to have a jerk sesh together, right here in the dorm."
Connor crinkled his brow. "Really? That's kinda weird, man. I've never jerked off with another guy before."
Silas looked at his roommate. They two of them were standing right next to one another, their killer bods finely displayed as they each flogged their enormous hogs, the crackle of a powerful energetic desire sizzling between them.
"I mean..." he said. "We're sorta more or less doing that already. I've got my hand wrapped around my thick beefy wang and you're going to town on that titanic jumbo dumbo of yours."
Connor looked down with surprise. "Holy crap! You're totally right. Funny that I didn't even realize how we're both pulling our puds. But where do we go from here?"
"Uhh..." said Silas. "Usually when I jerk it, I like to tweak my nipple." And he proceeded to do so
"Oh yeah, that's super hot bro," said Connor, following suit. "I like to tug on my ballsac, just like this."
"Unff. Man, I love doing that. Here, let me help you out."
Silas reached over and, while continuing to jack himself, he wrapped his free hand around Connor's colossal low-hangers and gave them a nice stretch.
"Wuffff, dude!" said Connor, increasing the rhythm of his jacking. "That feels amazing. I think I'm starting to understand how to do this." He leaned forward and flicked his tongue along the edge of Silas's pert right nipple.
"Oh hell yeah!" Silas said, throwing his head back. "Right there, bro. You're helping me get close."
For some reason, Connor knew to move his mouth over the broad expanse of Silas's hairy pec, ending up nuzzling Silas's neck as the two of them siddled closer together. The heat emanating from their hunky hides was tangible as both jocks reached their muscular arms around each other's backs, resting their free hands on one another's firm glutes. The tips of their long schlongs were practically touching by this point, each of them jacking and just about ready to dock their foreskin over their studly partner's cock. Meanwhile, each had somehow managed to slip two fingers into their roomie's keister and were moving them steadily in and out of that fantastically tight hole.
"God damn, dude," Connor said, whimpering. "You're fingering me so good right now as I polish my pecker. It feels amazing and I'm getting even closer to cumming."
"Same, bro," replied Silas. "I think I'm gonna spooge so much that my huge dick will be soft for a long time after."
"Totally, man. I can feel the spunk churning in my nuts right now, getting ready to shoot like a firehose all over the place."
"Unnfff, that's going to be so great when it happens. I can't wait to see how much jizm you fire. I bet it's going to be a lot, just based on how horned up I am right now."
"It totally is, dude. I've got so much nut in my balls that it's going to be crazy."
"I can't wait, man. This is going to be one of the biggest loads of my life."
"Bro," said Connor, looking into his roommate's beautiful blue eyes.
"Bro," responded Silas, captivated by Connor's handsome face.
And before either of them could think about it much more, their lips moved closer together and they pressed in for a kiss of such intensity that each was completely taken aback, a pure and soulful smooch so perfect that both Connor and Silas were forever changed.
"Gnnnggg," moaned Silas. "I'm right on the edge, dude."
"Me too, man," whispered Connor, closing his eyes and jacking ever more forcefully.
"Aim it at my abs, bro."
"Only if you do the same."
At that moment, each hot dumb jock achieved a celestial climax, their dick and balls spasming as their holes clenched around each other's fingers. A shot went off in their brains as their colossal cocks began firing heaping helpings of 100 percent raw boy batter. Silas's sticky icky went sailing straight for Connor's body while, at the same time, Connor's gooey glue erupted all over Silas's hide.
"FUCKKKKKKK!" yelled Connor, his eyes screwed up, his head shaking.
"UNNNGGHHHHH!" groaned Silas as his dong expelled monumentally hot sheets of virile skeet.
Shot after shot burst forth from the boy's humongous batons, an absolute deluge of salty nut that covered each college hunk's shredded abs and flooded upward to spray all over their chests, with some globs flying over their faces and landing on their lips.
"Mmmmm," said Silas, licking the splooge as his orgasm subsided.
"Wow," sighed Connor, rubbing his roommate's spunk across his body. Absentmindedly, he smeared some on his other hand and then placed his fingers back in Silas's puck while Silas did the same, each of them getting a small daub of jizz into their partner's body.
"Hey!" Silas said, looking down. "My boner is gone, dude!
"Mine too! It totally worked. You're a genius, man."
"So awesome, bro. Now we can get back to fixing up this room without having to worry about embarrassing situations anymore."
"Hell yeah!"
And, in celebration, they leaned in again and gave one another a deep and passionate kiss, pressing their cum-soaked bodies up against one another, each ready to start this fun new chapter in their lives.
Well it's the start of another silly story inspired by the other great dumb jock pieces here on Nifty. As usual, comments are always welcome at sirarthurpornandoyle@yahoo.com. I love getting emails from readers, so let me know what other funny situations these jocks might get tangled up in. You can always donate to Nifty at https://donate.nifty.org/donate.html