Fuxer 13 - Reality Suction
Four girls from the Valkyrie Vanguard were already fighting Lord Arcticon.
Two female sidekicks in muted green bodysuits with silver ornaments were on the ground, slashing the ice crystals creeping over the desert rocks.
Two A-lister Valkyrie girls was trying to connect to the villain on the pedestal but were blown back by ice storms.
Aurum and Girth hopped out of the jet first. Girth created a barrier to keep the Boi Wings safe from a surprise attack, but his shield wasn't the flat, near invisible plane Xander knew. It was a thick, pulsing semi sphere. It was... girthy.
Fuxer pushed off the jet's doorframe and looked at the other plane. A thin twink in a pink thong levitated in front of it with another sidekick on his shoulders. It had to be Filipe-B6, who was flying. He held a large, soldiered-together gun-thingy.
The guy on his shoulders had to be the duplicator Katashi-B2, because at the plane's front door was a pair of sidekicks with the same gun also aiming at Lord Arcticon.
"Try to keep him busy," Aurum said and pulled his thong down.
While Wank ascended farther, Fuxer and Nut left Girth's protective bubble and closed in on the villain.
Nut humped the air as if slamming his dick into an invisible ass, shooting his purple orbs at the enemy ahead. The projectiles connected, blasting the supervillain off his feet and to the edge of his platform.
One flying brick Valkyrie closed in as the Lord struggled to hold onto the rock, slick with his own ice.
The girl was caught in an ice gun blast and fully encased in ice. She overshot as her iced body dropped out of the air behind the pedestal. The other flying heroine hurried to her.
A strong wind swooshed over Fuxer's head. He looked up and saw Wank jerking off furiously, emitting a storm that shoved Arcticon's icy gusts out of the way.
Aurum pulled his thong down and pissed. He controlled the clear liquid with his power, forming a piss lasso that had a golden sheen to it. Oh, a piss theme. `Aurum' was a pervy name after all.
"Nut!" The Captain said over the com. "Keep us clear."
Aurum, Nut and Fuxer entered the air stream created by Wank and were carried straight toward Lord Arcticon. The villain thickened his storm barrier but Wank's counter-wind was strong enough to keep it dispersed.
The frosty Lord shot huge ice blasts like the ones that had trapped the Valkyrie. Nut shot them out of the air, turning them into a mist of sharp crystal that sliced away at the hero's uniforms.
As the trio was about to make contact, Aurum threw his `lasso' and wrapped the villain into a piss string. The liquid froze immediately, immobilizing the enemy.
Fuxer was there first and slammed his fist into Lord Arcticon's face. Next came three of Nut's projectiles, kicking the villain off the ledge.
Aurum shot past them, feet forward and rammed his boots into the falling Lord's chest.
Halfway to the ground, Lord Arcticon broke through the piss shackles and fired a cold stream from his hands to the ground, keeping him in the air.
He ascended away from the heroes.
"Ready!" B1's voice came in. "Stand clear."
The flying bricks moved aside and Girth dropped his thick barrier. Two heat rays raced over the desert ground, turning ice to water and quickly homing in on the lord of ice himself.
The rays crossed as they hit him and he dropped to the ground. But right away, he created a glacial wall that the rays were melting only slowly.
Fuxer 4D-looked through it. "He's escaping on a slide!"
With the mini-glacier still growing, the villain had covered an ice road he shot from his wrists as he slid along – directly away from them.
"Bring the Boi Wings," Aurum commanded. "After him."
Wank flew over them. Fire rained from the sky as a trail off his body, leaving huge puddles where fire-drops splashed into ice.
The A-listers flew after him but he slid faster than they could fly.
"We can't catch up," Nut said, still targeting the villain with his bolts but mostly missing.
"Yes we can," Aurum said. "B10?"
"On it," Todd's voice said.
Both Boi Wings teleported ahead in three quick jumps and were instantly firing heat rays that stopped the villain from advancing.
Girth was still with them and shielded the planes from Lord Arcticon's renewed storms.
Aurum had pissed a new lasso into existence. As they caught up the Captain shackled the enemy's arms and the three heroes crashed into the frost-white man.
Ice shards blasted them away. One got stuck in Fuxer's mask's eyes and he had to pull the whole hood off.
Nut had been partly frozen and dropped to the ground. He could still fire but his legs were too heavy with ice and he was pinned in place.
Before Fuxer could react, an impenetrable ice storm formed around them. Ice crystals shredded his uniform. The thong fell off first but the boots and belt followed soon.
"I can't see a thing," Aurum said.
"We're not penetrating," Henry said. "He's too strong for our heat rays."
Fuxer activated 4D vision. "I can direct you," he said. "But we need something to hit him with. Let's throw rocks at... wait... Does he naturally have invulnerability?"
For a moment, nobody answered. "No," DeShawn said. "His file doesn't mention any. Only that he can block any hit with his ice armor."
"I can see the armor clearly." Fuxer grinned in the dizzying, white environment. "He has a weak spot. His crotch is at body temperature."
"Rise," Aurum said.
Fuxer, Wank, Aurum and Nut met up above the storm and came up with a plan while the heat guns carved away at the growing ice storm bubble.
Wank was the only one who hadn't been in the storm and still had clothes on, edging through his thong. The rest were nude.
After five minutes, Wank was raining lava drops from above, exactly into the center of the storm. Once Lord Arcticon was distracted, Nut fired from the side and Aurum directed piss-spears into the whirling ice cloud to slam into the villain's face.
Fuxer stuck close to the ground, flying at top speed over sharp rocks. Into the storm. His uncovered, skinned-back dick was slapping side to side in the flight wind.
Lord Arcticon shot lava drops to pieces before they hit his head, blasted away piss attacks inches from his face and threw shards into the air that blocked Nut's bolts.
He was fully distracted.
Fuxer extended his fist, aimed at the villain's dick and... Connected!
Lord Arcticon was thrown out of his own storm as his armor shattered into a million snowflakes.
Regular handcuffs were enough to keep Lord Arcticon contained.
The remaining ice was melting on its own. The injured Valkyrie was still unconscious but stable. The naked bois had slipped into spare thongs.
Omen was teleported into the desert by Ranger. Their uniforms were the same as always but Omen's had rainbow highlights.
In fact, the tag read `O-man'. Were his powers orgasm related in this version of the world?
O-man congratulated them with a simple "Well done, bois" and turned to Xander.
"I'm measuring a reality shift that's lasted for a while now. You wouldn't know anything about that, boi?"
"Yes sir," Xander said and saluted. "I was going to fix it but then we were already leaving for battle. I'll fix it at home."
"I'd rather you fix it now, if you can, Xander."
Xander suppressed a sigh. "I... yes, Oliver. Just a few questions so I'm sure reality isn't too messed up."
The blond muscle hero asked a few generic question like "who's president, who leads the Manly League, when did earth make first contact with the nexus alliance" and a few personal ones.
Oliver was married to a man, Ranger was straight, though. So not everyone was gay in this reality but most heroes were. This made Xander nervous for the last question.
"How's the teen version of Zeal doing?"
He didn't even know Nova's pervy name. And why wasn't Zack with the brotherhood in this world?
Oliver shrugged vaguely. "He's with his older self. Why?"
Xander tried honesty. "He's a boi in the original reality."
"Really?" Oliver sounded surprised. "He requested a transfer pretty urgently. Being the only straight boi wasn't fun for him, I imagine."
Xander held back a million curses. Why? No, seriously, why?
"Fine," the teen hero said. "I'll fix reality. Just a moment."
As he worked out the knots and kinks in the fabric of existence, he cast a longing glance at his homo-verse friends. The boi's pervy-uniform showed off their bodies in a way he was reluctant to abandon. He hadn't even fucked any of them in this round of reality bending. Despite wanting to keep searching for a gay Zack, he didn't want to let this world go.
"Everything fixed?" Oliver said, now in a uniform without rainbow highlights.
"Yep," Xander said, looking at Wiz and Aqua in their sky blue singlets.
He absentmindedly tried to fix his own singlet's string and...
He wore pink. His chest tag said `Fuxer'. Holy shit. He had kept one part of reality altered – himself.
Oliver looked at his wrist watch. "Good, the shift readings are normal. Come to me as soon as another shift happens."
"Y-yes, sir, Omen, sir."
"Good job, Fuxer."
Xander's face was fighting itself – half ready to grin, half ready to burst into tears. But he had to keep it all inside. He had permanently altered one bit of reality. Maybe he could alter Zack, too.
He turned to his friends and found Nova in their midst. Of course, in the original realty Nova would have been with them the whole time.
He needed to test his new ability before potentially screwing things up with the love of his life.
As they all climbed into the Boi Wing, Xander grabbed Will's shoulder. "Hey, I didn't know you could turn into a volcano. You made the sky bleed fire. That was awesome."
"Thanks, bro."
They chatted and Xander pulled the strings of reality into, out of, and through his magical fellow. Will's ass grew as he was remade into a gay version of himself.
Xander felt loose ends reach out and tie themselves up. The posters in Will's room, his browser history, the books he had on his shelf, his clothes.
But it also affected people. Sixteen girls got unfucked, while thirty-seven boys and men were now a few loads short.
This gay Will was integrated into the otherwise unchanged reality.
He wasn't the pink homo-verse Will, however. While his singlet was pink, his name tag still read `Wiz'. His ass was huge and marked him as a muscle bottom without equal but he didn't jerk off during the flight.
The change was stable.
Chapter 14: What about Zack