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I have an unusual Mom she is androgynous and what I mean by that is I don't know of anybody my age who has an androgynous mom. There is another thing about her she is an eternal matchmaker.
I was 28 and I have been in and out of relationships with women. I am 5'8" and weight now 180 lbs but than I weighed 170 lbs and had light brown hair. Even though I had my own place I would come over on Sundays and have a brunch with her and dad.
Mom said," John, I am going to the androgynous conference and this time I want you to go with me."
I said," Mom, I am not androgynous and there I would be a freak."
Mom said," Just because you have only male genitelia doesn't mean you don't have androgyny in you. You are 50%androgynousus because I am your mom but there are plenty of kids of androgynous kids. I don't ask much from you and besides this conference is down in the Bahamas and I think you will enjoy yourself. "
My dad chimed in," Go ahead son I had fun there and there is this androgynous man who is a good friend of mine."
I said," Why don't you go dad?"
Dad said," I wish I could but I am swamped at work."
I looked at her knew the last time I went I enjoyed myself this was just showing mrebelliousus streak.
I smiled and said," When is this conference?"
She said," 6 months from now."
I said," OK mom I will do it it will be fun to be away from here in the winter."
She smiled and said," Oh, you, you just have to be a rebel."
I smiled and said," That is why you love me."
Other than the fact that mom is androgynous and has a fair sized penis at 7" I am happy to say I come from a very conventionanuclearer family. My parents have been married for 30 years and still love each other as much now as they did when they first married.
My dad will kid mom if he is waiting say it shouldn't take you so long to tuck your penis you have been doing it for years. Mom will kid back I want to make sure to have it just right.
I have never seen them argue I have seen them disagree with each other but they were always able to resolve their disagreements without raised voices.
Six months went by and I got my suitcase packed and I was dressed in my good Wranglers my clean western shirt my Stetson-Resistol hat. I got in my pickup and headed to my parent's house and 5 minutes later I pulled into the drive-way and a little bit out of the way from my dad's car. I took out my suitcase and brought it into the house by the door.
I went into the living-room and mom came over and hugged me.
Mom said," John you know you are supposed to take that hat off in the house." Are you ready to go? I do appreciate you coming."
I said," Yes I am and I do have fun with you."
I walked over and put my truck keys into the little nook by the phone.
We walked out to the car and got in.
We drove for about 2 hours to Billings,Montana and drove up to the top of the Rimrocks to Billings International Airport.
We checked in our bags and walked through the metal detectors and 30 minutes later we were boarding the plane and I sat down next to mom.
This guy named Mike who was an andrognous male said," Hi Conny and John it has been a couple of years."
You look at Mike you wouldn't think he had a vagina and a penis he is a big muscular guy.
I said," Mom insisted I come this time and dad can't come."
Mike is 30 years old and he stands about 6'2" and a muscular 240 lbs.
The next thing I knew a beautiful lady sat down next to him.
He said," Conny this is my newly wed Beth Beth this is Conny."
Conny asked," Are you androgynous?"
Beth laughed and said," No I am an unfortunate one to be born just a boring girl."
We all laughed at her comment.
Conny asked," How long have you been married? I didn't think anybody could settle Mike down."
Beth said," 6 months."
Mike said," So John what do you do?"
I replied," I am a welder."
He said," I have a business in Seattle building street rods and such."
Mom asks," How is it going?"
He said," It is going well."
The plane took off and off we started for the Bahamas.
Several hours later we arrived at the airport and we got to the carasel and got our
bags and went outside and got a cab and 15 minutes later we arrived at our hotel and we checked in and took our bags up to the room and went back downstairs to mingle.
A lady and her daughter who was about 23 came up to us.
Mom lit up and said," Dorothy, Chrystal how are you?"
Dorothy said," We are great, and is that John?"
Mom said," Yes it is."
Dorothy gave me a big hug and said," John you are so handsome."
I blushed and said," Thank you."
Mom said," John is still recovering from a break up from 6 months ago."
She said," Oh John I bet you were alot better than that girl deserved."
Dorothy said," John I bet you are open to androgynous females and you remember Chrystal don't you."
Chrystal blushed at the comment.
I said," Yes I am."
Dorothy said," Ann, we have good news we live in Ralston."
Mom said," YOU LIVE IN RALSTON!? Why didn't you call?"
"We have been busy since we have been there for the last 6 months and I misplaced your number."
Mom said," Well I will write my number down for you."
Chrystal is an androgynous lady and she is a knockout she is 5'5" and looked to weigh about 105 lbs and has what looked like 28 D breasts and beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair that goes down to the middle of her back.
I said," Chrystal why don't we go outside?"
She said," John, I would like that."
She was wearing a white single piece sleeveless skirt and white pumps with 3" heels.
We sat down on the bench and she started crying.
I said," What is wrong?"
She said," I still can't find a man who will look past my penis and take me as me."
I was shocked and said," That is hard to believe you are beautiful."
She said," You are too kind and I can see why you would say that your mom is androgynous."
I looked at her and said," My luck with women hasn't been any better. I have had 7 girls break up with me in less than a year. "
She looked at me and asked," Is that true?"
I said," Yes it is true. Mom insisted I come here and at first I said I would be a freak here because I wasn't androgynous and mom said I was half androgynous."
She laughed and said," You make me feel better."
" Mom brought me down because of the matchmaker in her."
She laughed and said," Well, I am glad you did."
I said," You know what I am glad I found out you live in Ralston. You know what those guys are idiots for accepting all of you."
She said," Really?"
I said," Yeah and do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She said," Yes."
" You don't have to answer but how hung are you?"
She laughed and said," Now that does make me feel better about my penis. I am 7 1/2" cut."
I asked," It does?"
She said," I can understand you being curious."
She leaned her head on my shoulder.
She said," John, I have been attracted to you for a long-time but I didn't think it was worth acting on it being so far apart. We moved because dad became president of the branch at Powell."
I said," Really? I love it and I have been attracted to you also."
I said," Great."
We talked for several hours and mom said,"You two coming in? We are going to eat dinner."
We walked in hand-hand and we sat down side by side.
Mom asked," Do I see something starting?"
Chrystal and I said in unison," It depends on him. It depends on her."
We looked at each other and giggled.
Mom said," I believe we have our answer."
Dorothy asked," Where is your husband?"
Mom said," He couldn't come he tried but he had to take a business trip just a couple of days before we left. He really likes to come to these and he always has such a good time."
After that an older androgynous gentleman named Joe came up and asked," Where is Rick?"
Mom said," Joe I am sorry he is on a business trip and he wanted to come so badly. You need to come to Cody."
He said," Well me and Lucy will do that."
Mom asked," So how is Lucy?"
He said," She is great she is making her rounds."
Chrystal and I were getting done and we got up to go when Joe turned to me.
He said," Is that you John?"
I said," Yes it is. Hi how are you?"
He said," Great and I will let you and Chrystal go I can see you want to."
Chrystal and I made our way to the lounge and she ordered a Margarita and I a rum and coke.
She said," I have been dreaming about you."
I was shocked and I said," I have been thinking about you."
We kissed for 5 minutes.
I asked," So do you live with your parents?"
She said," Yes."
We held each other until it was time to go to our rooms.
Mom said," Looks like you and Chrystal are really doing well. They live in Ralston and Dorothy and I have exchanged numbers."
I said," Thanks mom and yes it looks like Chrystal and I will be going out."
We did go asleep that night.
The next chapter will be where Chrystal and I start to go out after we get home.
Except for Chrstal and I getting things started the conference was largely uneventful.