NURSE! NURSE! by bawdypen
"Uh, nurse? I...think I gotta...d-defecate," I blushed furiously.
"Oh, certainly. Would you prefer a male nurse for that?"
"Yes, I think so. Kinda embarrassing, you know?"
"Sure. I'll send one right in."
I was so banged up I could hardly move. I'd been trying to hold it in for as long as possible, but the time had gone. It was gonna be weeks before I got out of there, so I had to get used to it. I could just barely turn onto my side as it was.
Just then a young guy came bounding into my room. "How'ya doin' today?" he grinned. "Gotta make a little poopoo?"
I had to laugh at his juvenile expression. "A little poopoo?!" I asked. "Probably a big poopoo! I've been holding it in."
"Well, kind of an embarrassing thing. Gotta put as much humor into it as possible, right? We're just not used to needing help at it." He grabbed the bedpan. "Relax, it's really no big deal. We all gotta do it, right?"
"How true."
"Now if you'll just turn on your side, I'll lift your smock. Kinda get into a fetal position."
"Uh, alright. Ouch! Sure makes you feel vulnerable. Like you're about to be ravaged!" I joked, unthinking.
"Yeah? Heh! Hey, you gay or something?" he asked, baring my ass.
"Uh, maybe. Does that matter?" I was surprised he'd picked it up.
"Yes, it does," he ran his hand over my buttock, and lowered his voice--not that anyone could hear us anyway. "Some, uh, some of the male nurses are gay, too. They've been known to, uh, satisfy a patient now and then...to take the edge off ...you know?"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, sure. We know how it is laying there for a long time without nothing but Rosey and her friends. If ya get me?"
"I think I do. Might you be one of those 'special nurses'?" I asked, over my shoulder.
"Depends. Now if you were gay for sure, and interested..." he continued to casually stroke my bottom in a way that could be interpreted as merely being professional and just preparing me to relax. "After all, it is rather unorthodox therapy not exactly condoned here."
"Oh, I see what you mean," I chuckled. "Yes, I'm definitely gay. And I sure could use some of those special services. If... if you don't mind my saying with my ass sticking out at you... you're really hot!"
"Thanks. Under all your casts and...especially what I'm looking at right now...I'd say you're pretty fine yourself!"
"But..." I gulped. "This isn't exactly the most erotic moment for that. I...I gotta shit real bad, man. Maybe another time for the sex, because I'm gonna gross you out here in a minute!"
"Hey, fella. Don't bother me. I've watched so many guys take a dump I couldn't count. Doesn't gross me out. Actually, it's kinda neat with a pretty butt like yours. Guys are always too embarrassed to shit for each other, but actually it's kind of erotic."
"Erotic? Jeez! I'd almost think you like this job!"
"I do." His voice changed. He rubbed my ass playfully. "I make like it's no big deal, so they usually call me in for this. Truth is, I...I love to see a hot guy take a shit!"
He suddenly began to smother my ass with kisses! I gasped, but I couldn't move. Then I didn't want to. He put his tongue to me and started to lick my asscrack! It felt so good! I hadn't been rimmed in ages it seemed. And here this male nurse was, down there licking my ass, knowing I might shit any minute!
"Oh, oh, fella...jeez...that feels good, but..."
He dug his tongue up my hole! "I know, I know. You gotta poop...you gotta take a dump...you gotta shit! Go ahead, man, I know what I'm doing. Push your turd out!"
"In your face?!!" I gasped.
"In my mouth, man!" he hissed, fondling my ass like mad. "Lemme taste it! Lemme lick your turd!"
I was hoping he'd say that. He had me feeling raunchy as all hell and I couldn't resist his probing tongue. I felt my asshole begin to open up and sure hoped he meant what he'd said. I looked back over my shoulder, but all I could see was the side of his head. He had his face up my ass...and in one sudden movement...he had my movement in his mouth! I layed my head down and let it go...and listened. I could hear him slurping on it--sucking my turd! I felt the pressure of his mouth release, and I shot out the rest of it, hearing it land in the pot!
Suddenly, a nurse appeared in the doorway, open-mouthed. "Uh, Derrick, you have another one in 12C."
"Tell him to hold his horses. I got a nice one right here!"
She shrugged and left. I could hear him licking.
"D-damn!" he cried. "You sure were holding back. What a turd!"
I looked over and he showed it to me. I'd filled the whole thing, half again as much! I was startled, and crinkled up my nose at the smell. He laughed and set it down, beginning to carefully wipe my ass off. Then I turned onto my back, staring increduously at him.
He smiled. "Got a boner, dude?"
"N-no!"
"Wanna get one?" He lifted my smock again and grabbed me.
"Uh, sure. You really licked it, didn't you?"
"You bet! That's why I have this job. Hey, call me a dirty pervert, but what's life without a little spice, right! Say, listen, can we put this blowjob on the back burner for a while? 12C's a dog. I'll have his turd out and wiped up in a jiffy! Then I'll come back and drain your nuts for ya!"
"O-okay," I muttered, still astonished. Quickly, he took the pan into the head and plopped the turd out and flushed it. Just before he left he put his thumb and index finger to his lips and kissed 'em!
"Tasty! Be back in a jiff!"
I layed there pondering the whole thing. What a scam he had going! I'd never met a real shit-licker before, but he sure did it with a touch of class. At least it seemed that way. What did I know? All I did know was that it had been strangely exciting. I giggled, mostly from awaiting his return. I was so fucked up I couldn't even reach down and jack off. It was going to be a pleasure having a guy's mouth on me to get me off. I started getting a boner in anticipation.
"WOAH! WHAT A STINKER!" he burst in, finally, and locked the door. "Shoulda done that before. Nurses know I nibble here and there, but I'm sure you'd feel better with privacy. Ready to get off, dude?"
He climbed onto the bed, being careful, and pulled the covers down. I had a big erection waiting for him and he went right for it! He tongued up and down the shaft. He licked my balls, too.
"Mmmm. Nice stuff, man! Hey, you mind if I, uh, lift your leg? One last taste?"
He carefully lifted my left leg and pushed his face down under my balls and licked all over my anus...even digging his tongue in. I don't know how well he'd cleaned it before, but I didn't much care. I'd give him all the hot taste he wanted! I wanted to try to shit again. But he came back up quickly and started to attend to my cock.
"Ah, pricks are nice, aren't they?" He slurped all over mine. "Buttholes, balls and boners...ain't life wonderful!" he cried, going back down on me. I wanted to pump up into his mouth but it hurt too much. That's alright...he was doing just fine on his own!
"Oh, hey!" he stopped, leaving my prick throbbing and ready to burst. "I'm being selfish, hunh? Betcha wanna suck some cock too, hunh? Good thing your mouth ain't wired up like that guy in 6B. I hadda jack off over his lips cause he couldn't suck. Course he dug it anyway...having my cum pour down his throat. Sucked him silly! Ate his ass out, too. Guy had a swell turd! Here you go, babe!"
He stood at the side of the bed and dropped his pants. He held out a great cock! I opened my mouth and took it in.
"Nice, hunh? Yeah, I got a nice one, alright. I'm not bragging, it's just that I know a nice prick when I see one. You got one, too. Mmmm. That's good. You're a great cocksucker. You wanna blow me first, or should we try to get into a 69?"
"Oooh, fuck my face! Lemme blow ya!"
"Okay, baby! Yeah, suck it! Wish I had your turd now. Mutherfucker I'd like to be suckin' on that right now! YEAH! YEAH!" He jabbed it into my mouth and down my willing throat. I had a hard time taking it in that position, so he threw a leg up over my chest--backwards--and fucked my mouth that way. It was wonderful! He was able to pump his big prick right down my throat easily. I hadn't been sucking cock for five years without learning something! He humped his naked ass over the bed and drilled my throat--shooting gushes of warm juice down my craw.
"Aw, man!" he withdrew. "Wow! I didn't hurt ya, did I? Jeez! I felt those muscles workin' on me like you wanted it. What a fuckin' blowjob! The rest of ya might be banged up, but you sure can give great head!"
"Oh, that was good! I needed that. Now I need some nursing!" I pushed my crotch up, flipping my cock around. "Nurse on this!"
He did. He sure did! He leaned over my body and nursed my prick to a fantastic orgasm! First he licked it all over, teased the hell out of me, and my balls, then deep-throated me all the way to completion. I sat watching him gulp and gulp. I had a lot of frustration built up in my balls, and he was getting it all. He was loving it all. He turned his cum- dripping chin up and smacked his lips.
"Mmm. Don't wantcha to be infirmed forever, dude, but I sure hope you stay a while!" He pulled his pants up. "Great jism, guy. Love your jizz. Listen, gotta hurry. Kid in 6A needs to poopoo. Beautiful little fucker. About 13. Gotta play it cool, you know? Take a lick when he don't know it. Cute little butt! Wish I could blow 'im!"
"Don't get in any trouble," I warned, pulling up my covers.
"Aw, don't worry 'bout me, slick. And don't you go holdin' that sweet stuff back, you hear? Just tell 'em you need Derrick, alright?"
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