Reed 'em and weep - next chapter

By Charley Reed

Published on Oct 30, 2016

Gay

Thurs 13 March 2008

Things which irritate me: Trevor, and that almighty bitch Kim. `nuff said.

Praise be – I think Maths is going to be okay. We did Class Test 1 last night – yes, that's right; it was from 6pm. A night exam from 6pm, following a no-prac afternoon of mooching around from lunchtime? This is another reason why Going Away to College would have been a good idea – I could have headed off to my room for 5 hours instead of loitering around up here doing sweet fuck-all. It sucks not having a car. Anyway, I think I did okay at the test and that's what counts; my level of entertainment will have to hang back in a fairly distant second at this point. So Maths might be fine – yay! Friday's in-class Chem test is going to be another story, though... just as well that's happening during the period and not Friday night, because a.) it's Friday night, and b.) I have crappy Bio pracs on a Friday afternoon. Not sure why the Maths test wasn't in class – probably because it was two fucking hours long – and the Chem and Physics ones are shorter and fit in during lecture times. Anyway, I am feeling better about the Maths.

As we were waiting to go into the exam room, just to put my precarious pre-maths mental balance off a little further like the gigantic rump steak of a cow she is, Kim rather gleefully pointed out that someone who can't hold his liquor is often colloquially called a lightweight, and that in boxing the lightweights are divided into Bantamweight, Featherweight and – of course – Flyweight, hence my new nickname. I am thus trying to find proof that in at least one of the four thousand languages scattered all over this shitty planet, Kim actually means "obnoxious fat slut." I have not had much luck as yet. I have also decided to find someone at one of these Wicca/RPG/Fantasy/likewise deranged hippie societies on campus who can put a pregnancy spell on her, and wipe that smirk off her Revlon Whore Red perfect-for-cocksucking lips once and for all. I shouldn't be this bitchy, but she makes it hard not to be.

Speaking of red, the other plus is that thanks to the randomness of the seating for the exam – you draw a number from a box and that's the seat you're in; to ensure that nobody can have planned to pass notes to each other during the test, apparently, since you can't choose your spot – MM was two seats ahead of me and one row off to the right, a Knight's move in Chess (and a horse I would not mind a ride on, let me tell you!), and I got to stare at his back and imagine rude things every time I looked up. His shirt rode up a little as he stood to hand in his paper and jackpot! I got a glimpse of some undies – white waistband, fairly boxerbrief-esque and probably a disappointing, generic, cheap store brand, I would guess (surprising, given the cost of the rest of his kit. Diesel jeans? Hello!), but the rest of them were distinctly and unexpectedly bright, vibrant red. I believe you can tell a lot about a guy by his choice of unmentionables and so this is indeed a turn-up for the books. Most local boys are so dull with their bland monochrome underwear.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy this replay several times later on during some Quiet Time in my bed and I will report the occurrence of one (1) 4-star money shot during these proceedings. I managed to talk myself out of a second taste, however; much as I think I would like to have another crack at it, it was not entirely pleasant last time.

On that note, Quiet Time is amazingly smooth and sensual thanks to the good folks at Schick and their wonderful disposable Extreme 3 series of razors. I'm not sure I did the cleanest, neatest tidy-up job of my tangled and untamed man-garden, but it wasn't terrible for a first try and I do love touching it now. Haha I've just touched it again before typing this very sentence! Mmmm silky.

And on that note, we have another kick-around at lunchtime today – 2 hours' time – and if like last week I get shower company afterwards it will be the first time any other humans have seen my bits all shaved. I'd be lying if I said the thought was not a little worrying.

-C <------ note

AUTHOR'S NOTE: So... is anyone actually reading this? If you are, and you're bored enough, feel free to drop me a line and say hi. My email is up top.

Next: Chapter 7: 14 March 2008


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