OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters . "Keeping Up Appearances" is a BBC Production and is directed and written by Harold Snoad. OK, guys, here is Part 5 of the "Richard Bucket" series......in this chapter, you MIGHT just say Richard is going to find himself the "middleman"........UNZIP AND ENJOY!! A few days later, Richard was alone at home, eagerly awaiting the arrival of Emmett and the Vicar. Hyacinth had accompanied her well-heeled sister Violet to a prestigious charity luncheon, and Emmett's sister Liz was visiting friends out of town, and would not return until late that evening. Richard's cock was already bulging the fly of his suit trousers, in anticipation of what manly, erotic adventures awaitedhim.......
Within the hour, both the handsome Emmett and that dishy Vicar had arrived. Richard poured each of them a sherry and the drinks went round, and the three men toasted each other heartily. Richard licked his lips as he saw the hefty bulges in both Emmett's and the Vicars trousers.....he KNEW they were more then ready to have another go! Then Richard stood up and began loosening his tie, and told the other two men to strip down to thier underwear. Niether Emmett or the Vicar needed coaxing; in a minute they had taken off thier shoes, trousers, and shirts. Richard wore a tight A-shirt and snug, green-striped boxers; his socks and garters completed the eroticpicture.
Emmett wore a V-neck and solid blue tapered boxers, and that sexy Vicar wore a crew-neck and VERY SNUG red-checkered boxers, that showed off his bulging basket and firm, round arse to perfection. Like Richard, both Emmett and the Vicar wore garters with thier socks, making them look extremley sexy andmasculine.
"All right, gentlemen", Richard said "let's get things moving!" Richard then dropped to his knees and his hands reached into the fly of Emmett's boxers, and then did the same for the Vicar. Both virile men groaned as they felt Richard's rough hands grab onto thier throbbing erections and pull them out of thier sweaty shorts. Both cocks were hot to the touch, and clear lube flowed freely from both of them. Richard's tongue started to flick and slither at Emmett's cock, and then, he did the same to the Vicar's. Then, Richard opened up his mouth as wide as he could, and both Emmett and the Vicar gasped as Richard's hot mouth enclosed around the sensitive heads of thier throbbingerections.
"YE GODS, RICHARD!!" , " Emmett growled, closing his eyes in bliss. "OOHHHLORDDDDDD!!" the Vicar sighed as his fat cock rubbed against Emmett's in Richard's mouth. Emmett and the Vicar then started to kiss, thier tongues slithering in and out of each other's mouths, as thier strong hands squeezed and kneaded each other's firm arses through thier tight undershorts. Every once in a while, Richard would rub the leaking heads of his horny friend's drooling dongs against his bristly mustache, and both men groaned in pleasure at the highly-eroticsensation.
Suddenly, the Vicar pulled away from Emmett and said, "Let's really get things going......I've waited too long for this and I'm not jolly well going to wait any longer!" The Vicar then knelt on the floor of the bedroom, his spit-shiny monster cock jutting out of the fly of his boxers, and then growled, "ALL RIGHT RICHARD.....IT'S ALL YOURS..GO FOR IT, MAN!" Richard licked his lube-slick lips and muttered, "Oh, God," as he got down on his hands and knees and deep-throated the Vicar's pounding dick. The sight of Richard's round arse in his tight shorts was too much for Emmett. He, also, got down on his hands and knees and pulled the seat of Richard's shorts down to just below his plump, furry arse. He leaned forward and then his strong, piano playing fingers dug deeply into Richard's hairy bumcheeks and spread them apart, and Richard moaned deeply when he felt Emmett's talented tongue slithering through his furry, sweaty crack, teasing his sensitive, pulsating bunghole. The Vicar pumped his tight, boxer-clad arse as his fat cock plowed in and out of Richard's hot mouth. Richard was obviously who learned quick, and, it was obvious that Richard was indeed a natural-born cocksucker. "UGHHNNNNNNNNNNN" Richard moaned, as he felt the head of Emmett's hard shaft stretch his tight pucker. Emmett grabbed Richard's waist as he eased more and more of his piano-player's prick deeper between Richard's hairy bumcheeks. "OOHH, DAMN, RICHARD, YOU'VE GOT THE TIGHTEST ARSE IN BRITAIN!!", Emmett growled, as he started plowing in and out of his executive mate's hairyarse.
Emmett THOUGHT he'd heard someone let themselves in the back door, but payed no attention to it whatsoever as he kept on riding Richard's hot arse. Suddenly, both Emmett and the Vicar were startled when they heard a familiar, booming voice call out, "HI DICKIE! GLAD YOU REMEMBERED TO INVITE ME TO YOUR LITTLE PARTY!" It was none other than Richard's beefy, bulky, bear of a brother-in-law,Onslow!
"Hello, Onslow," Emmett chuckled, "glad you could join us...there's plenty of action here!" The Vicar merely gave a friendly grin to the beefy Onslow and went back to feeding Richard more of his fat clergyman's cock. Onslow doffed his vest and worn jeans, along with his clunky work shoes. His massive gut and stiff nipples were displayed to perfection in his bulging undershirt, and tufts of thick chest hair sprouted above theneck.
He wore solid-red boxers, and Emmett licked his lips as he watched Onslow reach a meaty paw into the fly of his sweaty boxers and pull out a cock that was as thick and meaty as if it belonged to a very aroused bull!! "Right, then, Emmett," Onslow chuckled "Dickie told me you've got a taste for this!" and, before Emmett could reply, Onslow shoved a good five inches of his thick bull-cock into his hot, cock-hungrymouth.
"OOOHHHH,NICE!!" Onslow growled, loving the feel of Emmett's manly mouth wrapped around his beer-can cock. Richard, meanwhile, was in total bliss. With the Vicar's big pole thrusting in and out of his mouth, and Emmett's steel-hard bone plowing his hairy arse, Richard was hitting new heights of erotic bliss. Emmett's hand had reached around to feel up Onslow's big, hefy bum through his red shorts, and Onslow moaned loudly as Emmett's hand felt up his big arse while that hot mouth tortured his aching British boner.
His mouth full of the Vicar's love-pole, Richard could only moan as he felt Emmett's free hand reach underneath his gut and slip inside his boxers, pulling out his stubby, but rock-hard shaft. "MMNNNHHHHHGHH...UGHHHNNNN" Richard moaned softly as Emmett's fist began pump his throbbing tool in time to the fucking of his furry , white-collarbum.
"I'LL SAY THIS FOR YOU, EMMETT," Onslow chuckled, his fat cock bieng expertly deep-throated by Emmett "YOU MAY BE GOOD AT THE PIANO BUT YOU REALLY EXCEL AT THE SKIN-FLUTE!!" The Vicar was in total bliss, his big hands gently carressing Richard's balding head as his throbbing erection, jutting out of the fly of his sweaty undershorts, slid in and out of Richard's mustache-framed lips. Richard could take no more. Every nerve ending in his stocky body screamed out in sexual ecstacy as he deep-throated the Vicar's cock while Emmett buggered his tight arse from behind, and yanked his own throbbing cock through the fly of his shorts. "MMNNGHHH..UGHHH..UAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Richard growled, as his hairy balls finally exploded. His cock started spewing geyesrs of white-collar daddy-jizz all over Emmett's pumping fist, the thick carpet, and the Vicar's hairy legs. His overloaded prostate and his blinding orgasm caused his cock-stuffed sphincter to spasm around Emmett's arse-poundingdong. "YEEEEGODSSSSSSSSS!!" Emmett snarled, feeling his loaded balls churn. "DAMN YOU, RICHARD, TAKE MY DAMN LOAD UP THAT HAIRY BUM......OHHYESSSSS..YES...UGHHHH..AUGGHHHH!!" His swaying balls smacking Richard's furry arsecheeks, Emmett shot a huge, explosive load deep between Richard's bumcheeks, thick, sticky jets of divorced-daddy spunk flooding Richard's cock-stuffed arse with gobs of thick cream. The musky, sweaty, masculine aroma of Onslow hairy crotch, the feel of his bloated, hairy balls smacking his chin, the taste of his fat cock sliding between his tightly-clamped lips, the feel of Onslow's big, firm arse.......bliss forEmmett!!
"OOOOOHHHNICE," Onslow grunted, as his bulging balls let loose with a torrent of thick cum, flooding Emmett's mouth with its salty/sweet taste, overflowing his manly lips to dribble down his chin. Emmett tried to swallow as much of Onslow's hot load as he could, but there was simply too much of it. The grunting, groaning, manly men reaching thier peaks about him; the pungent smell of man- sweat and freshly-shot spunk finally brought that dishy Vicar to the point of no return. "OOHHHHRICHARD..... YES, MAN, SWALLOW THE SEEDS OF GOOD CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP!" the Vicar snarled as his cock throbbed in Richard's mouth, pulsating and thobbing as it exploded with volleys of hot clergyman's cum, flooding Richard's hot mouth with that hot, manly taste that Richard had come tosavor.
The clean, crisp scent of the Vicar's cologne, mixing with his tangy sweat, really hit Richard hard. All four men were grunting and moaning, cursing softly, breathing heavily as they came down from thier massive orgasms. Emmett leaned foward towards the Vicar, and, he also leaned inwards, and the two oversexed men shared a deep and passionate kiss as Emmett slowly withdrew his battered cock from Richard's cum-oozing bunghole. Onslow playfully rubbed the cum-oozing head of his bull-cock against Emmett's lean, sweaty face and Emmett gave Onslow's beefy arse a couple of good solid squeezes with his hand. As he came back to reality, Richard looked at his wristwatch. The morning was still young, and, Hyacinth wouldn't be back until later this afternoon...... THE END...HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED! COMMENTS AND FEEDBACK ALWAYS WELCOME!