OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: The following story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters. "KUA" is a BBC production and is written and directed by Harold Snoad. Well, "Richard Bucket" fans, here is Chapter Nine; with Hyacinth out of town, Richard decides to throw his OWN little "candlelight supper" for his mates.....and what a "main course" is in store for them.......(!!) UNZIP AND ENJOY!! With Hyacinth away (yet again!) for another extended weekend up at her sister Violet's luxury country cottage, Richard decided to throw a little "candlelight supper" of his own. He had invited over Emmett and that "dishy Vicar", and, at the moment, they were sitting in the Bucket's living room, enjoying the cocktails Richard had justmade.
"Just a little something to whet your appettites," Richard chuckled mysteriously, as he tried to adjust the solid bulge behind the fly of his suit trousers to a more comfortable position. Emmett whispered into the Vicar's ear, "I think the old devil is planning something." The Vicar grinned and took another sip of his drink. "Jolly good, Emmett", he replied "I'm always ready for whatever Richard has in store!" Richard looked at his watch and announced, "Gentlemen, dinner is served!" And, with that, Emmett and the Vicar followed Richard to the closed dining room doors. "Hope you've both brought an appetite!" he chuckled, as he opened the doors to the candlelit diningroom.
"YE GODS!!" Emmett exclaimed, feeling his cock snap to rigid attention in his dress slacks. "OH, LORD!!" added the Vicar, his own cock now at full mast. There, on his back on the dining room table, was The Major, wearing nothing but a very snug A-shirt, a pair of tight, red-striped button-front boxers, and argyle socks held up by garters. The Major had his hands clasped behind his head, revealing the thick tufts of hair in his sweaty pits. "Bloody wonderful to see you gents could make it this evening," The handsome Major chuckled, his massive cock straining the buttons of his sexyundershorts.
"All right, my friends," Richard laughed, "hope you enjoy the main course!" With that, Richard unzipped the fly of his suit pants, and reached in to pull out his stubby, sweaty, lube-slick cock. "I'm faminished for a hot sausage roll, myself!" The Major chuckled, and , before he could say anything more, Richard had stuffed his cock in his cock-hungry mouth. "MMMMMMmmmmhhhhh" The Major moaned, sucking on Richard's tasty executive cock while his big hand reach round to rub and squeeze Richard's hot arse through his suit trousers. Emmett, had been eyeing the huge bulge in The Major's shorts and could not holdback.
"Come along, then, Vicar, " he ordered "Let's have a taste of this prime slab of beef!" The Major groaned again as he felt Emmett's and the Vicar's fingers undoing the buttons of his undershorts, and then reaching in to pull out his huge cock and his bloated, sweaty, hairy balls. "OHHHHGODDDD!" Emmett moaned in bliss as he started licking up and down the rigid length of The Major's pounding erection, his eager tongue lapping the thick lube that dribbled steady out of the blunt head. Meanwhile, the Vicar was sucking away on The Major's huge balls, and the handsome clergyman loved the feel of the raspy hairs tickling his tongue as he tongue-bathed those cum-loaded British balls. Richard, meanwhile was really enjoying a slow, unrushed blowjob from the hunky Major, but, then , he pulled out of The Major's mouth, and his tongue started to slither and slurp through the thick black hairs in The Major's sweaty pit. "GOOD MAN, BUCKET," The Major praised "YOU CERTAINLY ARE QUITE TALENTED,OLD BOY!" The Major moaned loudly now as his throbbing cock was now bieng worked over by both Emmett AND the Vicar. The two horny men fought over the massive organ, licking, sucking, lapping; nearly driving The Major wild. Thier strong hands slid up and down his powerful, hairy legs, fingering his garters, and pinching his stiff nipples through his sweaty undershirt. Never before had thier been such a "spread" in the Bucket dining room! Richard then stood up and said, "I think The Major's well done on this side....let's flip him over and get started on the other !" Two other pairs of manly hands made short work of flipping the studly Major over on his gut. His tight boxers hugged his round, broad arse like a second skin, and both Emmett and the Vicar licked thier lips in anticipation! It was only then that The Vicar noticed that the leaves of the table were pulled apart, just enough to allow The Major's huge trouser-snake to hang down underneath. Slowly, Richard manouevered himself under the table, and started sucking on The Major's fat cock, loving that musky, manly taste of that distinguished, upper-classboner!
Emmett's long fingers had dug into the meaty, furry flesh of The Major's manly arse, pulling the firm orbs apart, exposing his tight bunghole, nearly obscured by thick hair. "I say, Vicar," Emmett observed " ol' Richard really knows how to put out a jolly good 'spread' !" "Right you are, Emmett, the horny Vicar replied, "I'm starving!" The Major moaned "OOHHHDAMNNNNNN...YESSSSSSSS!!" As he felt two, slick, masculine tongues slithering through the hairy, sweaty trench between his hairyarsecheeks.
His bunghole was clean and musky, faintly tasting of soap. Emmett and the Vicar pulled The Major's bumcheeks as far apart as they would go, and were giving the distinguished fellow a hot rimming he'd never forget! Then, without a word, Emmett got up and went to the head of the table and gave The Major an evil grin. "You KNOW you want it, Major!" he chuckled, and dropped his trousers, and then pulled down the sweaty, lube-splotched crotch of his tight blue y-fronts, and shoved his throbbing dick into The Major's willing mouth. Meanwhile, Richard was underneath the table, reveling in having The Major's juicy cock in his mouth, wrapping his lips tightly around that meaty shaft, making The Major groan loudly. "I can't wait any longer!" The Vicar snarled as he slipped both his trousers and his undershorts over both his gartered socks and his shoes. His throbbing cock, jutting out of his thick black bush, was drooling lube like a faucet. He got up on top of the sturdy dining room table, and started easing his aching clerical cock between The Major's furryarsecheeks.
His mouth too full of Emmett's cock, The Major let out a muffled moan as he felt the Vicar's slick fuckrod invade his tight bunghole. Emmett then held onto The Major's head as he throttled his big cock in and out of The Major's hot mouth. The Major, in response, reached round and grabbed tightly to Emmett's firm little arse, pulling his y-fronts down in the back so he could feel up that hairy little bum and finger that tightpucker.
Richard's cock, still jutting out of his unzipped fly, was leaking lube all over Richard's pumping fist and his expensive suit pants. The Vicar could not believe how damned tight The Major's hairy arsehole was, and he fucked the hunky older man as though he were still a randy teenager. The Major's prostate was going haywire; he had one throbbing cock stuffed up his arse, another sliding in and out of his mouth, and Richard's mouth working overtime on his OWN throbbingtool!
The flickering candelight in the Bucket dining room illuminated a male orgy that was going hot and heavy....NEVER had a "candlelight supper" at the Bucket's been such a smashing success! "UUURRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!" The Major moaned, as his overworked prostate gave up its valiant fight. His hairy balls let loose with torrents of thick, sweet/salty upper-class sperm that sprayed out of his huge cock, flooding Richard's mouth and dribbling down his chin and onto his shirtfront andtie.
This, in turn, drove Richard over the edge, and he pumped his stubby shaft angrily, and hot, creamy jets of executive jizz sprayed all over his suit pants as well as the rug. The Major's thick fingers probing Emmett's hairy chute caused him to blow his load as well. "OHHHHHFUCCKKKKKKK...YESSS......OHHH,DAMN........YOU UPPER CLASS COCKSUCKER...TAKE THIS DAMN LOAD!!!" Emmett's cock unleashed a flood of spunk that The Major tried to swallow, but, like his own load, it was simply too much, and soon his noble chin was awash with Emmett's thick sperm. As The Major busted his nut, his sweaty bunghole flexed around the Vicar's arse-invading dong, bringing him to his peak. "OOOOOOLORD..YES..OHHHLORDYESSSS..UGHHH..UUGGHH..OH, GOD!!!" The handsome clergyman buggered the dapper Major's arsehole with a vengence, and his cock exploded in The Major's arse, annoiting that tight, furry, manly rear with wad after creamy wad of thick clerical cum. The Vicar's cock made soft, squishing sounds as it continued to bugger that tight, furry cum-loaded arsehole. Under the table, as Richard's tongue took a few last laps at The Major's now-spent cock, he chuckled to himself, licking stray globs of The Major's jizz from his mustache. "Who said that a candlelight supper at our house is always a disaster?" THE END!! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback always welcome!