Slave Gilbert, a short balding man in his late forties wearing thick horn rimmed glasses, sits behind his desk, naked except for a leather collar around his pale neck. He pushes the glasses up higher on the bridge of his nose and blinks at the cameras.
"Good evening Gentleman and Ladies. This is Slave Gilbert Ocean with my weekly streaming show, 'Slave Sensibilities.' I want to thank you for all the wonderful tweets sent about last week's show, "Cleaning your dildoes." This week, is all about JOCK STRAPS. A useless, stupid slut slave like myself loves nothing better than to clean with his mouth the filthy jock strap of a real man. to a real Faggot, the scent and flavor of an unwashed prick pouch is more intoxicating than the best alcohol or drug. There are few thrills to equal the smell and taste of a sweat wet jock strop. So lets examine the subject, shall we?
"I have here on the desk four jock straps, each from a different male. It is possible, with lots of effort and dedication for a fucking faggot slave to become a connoisseur of jock straps. Let's take this first one for example. It belongs to a nineteen year old college athlete. Being a typical rather messy, beer drinking, fraternity jock, this young man, whom we shall call Chad, only washes his jock strap once a month or so. He plays basketball four or five times a week, wearing the same filthy prick pouch. Now the first thing we notice about the jock is that the waist band is no longer round in shape but a bit elongated in the pouch area. This tells us that Chad has a nice heavy dick and balls. The weight of the balls pulls the waist band down to almost the prick root when he shoots hoops. So we examine the mesh sack to see if it stretched in any way. And we find, since this jock has been worn for a long time, that the pouch itself has retained a bit of a stretched out quality from Chad's obviously large fuckmeat. This is the kind of jock that a faggot like me absolutely adores. Checking into Chad's background, we find that he is quite a studly straight hunk, who fucks cunt four or five times a week on average. How lucky we are to have his jock strap to worship. Take a close look at the stained pouch area. Remember our stud has worn this for a month without washing it. The stench right now is filling the studio. I am getting a bit dizzy from the smell of college athlete balls, and I don't mind telling you that my little faggot clit is hard and dripping, just from the stink. The build up of sweat has left the mesh pouch stiff and hard. The faggot who cleans the jock strap will need to suck the pouch for some time to get it once again soft and pliable. You don't want to use your teeth on the mesh, as a jock this old can easily tear. So you need to use your lips and tongue to work the sweat stiff cloth until it is once again pliable. It is a faggot's job to get all of the ball and dick sweat stink out of the jock. You might have to suck the material for four or five hours straight to get it clean. And if you dare to present a still somewhat dirty jock strap back to a real man, he is likely to beat the shit out of you.
"The men whose jock straps I clean do a very close inspection of them, and I am punished for even the slightest remnant of filth still on the strap. All piss discoloration must be dealt with carefully. Most athletic dudes tend to dribble a bit of piss into their jock strap pouches. This also hardens the pouch material after a while. You will often find large yellow stains on a jock pouch. This is a special treat for a faggot slave. Think about it. this filthy, stinking jock strap is probably as close as any of us will ever get to Chad's big pink fucking dick. How lucky we are to be able to service a real man like Chad by cleaning his jock strap. We must make the most of the opportunity.
"The second jock strap belongs to Tyson, a twenty-four year old African American businessman. He enjoys wearing a jock strap instead of underwear. It makes his muscular black ass look extra good in his tight trousers not to have any underwear material covering the cheeks. But you can see what an enormous dick Tyson has from the way the entire pouch of the jock strap is totally distorted. You can almost see the actual shape of the gigantic black dick and balls in the elastic of the mesh. Also there are places the mesh looks stretched almost to tearing. That is from when Tyson gets an occasional erection while wearing his jock and there is not place for the nine and a half inch dick to go. You may also notice the really stiff, sticky patches on the pouch. That is because Tyson is what we call a "leaker!" During the course of the day, he leaks lots of pre-fuck into his jock pouch. When Tyson fucks, he literally soaks the bed with pre-fuck leak. His pouch is a testament to how much his big black fucker drips and drools. How very lucky to get to be the faggot who sucks his jock strap clean. Tyson also often dons his jock strap right after fucking his bitch of the night, and since he never wears a condom, you will often find traces of cunt or ass juice in the jock. While cunt or ass flavor may turn off some faggots, a true worshiper of real men will relish the added sex juices. Tyson seldom washes his dick, as he knows the bitches and faggots who serve him love to clean it with their mouths. The same is true for his jock strap. Men have paid hundreds of dollars for one of Tyson's filthy jock straps sealed in a plastic bag.
Perhaps some of you are aware that in Japan you an purchase from a vending machine the dirty jock strap or pair of underpants from a cute teenage boy. The package will often include photos of the boy wearing the garment. This has become a huge fad in Japan, and I am glad that one of my great loves, letting my mouth service the dirt and filth of a real man's genitalia and it's coverings, is now popular around the world. This brings us to the third jock. It belongs to a fifteen year old boy. Boys of this age are also notorious for not washing their jock straps for a long time. I have known boys to leave their jock pouch unwashed for an entire school semester. While I am not into youth per-se, and certainly not into under-age sex of any kind, the pouch belonging to this youth provides lots of interest. Notice first of all how the mesh material of the pouch is almost rubbed completely through. There are actual holes in the material. This comes from the constant masturbating the boy does while wearing the garment. It shows that the boy masturbates in gym class or during after school sports. That leads one to suppose that the cause of the masturbation is looking at the bodies of the other boys in the class. It also fills the pouch of the strap with quarts of thick white boy sperm. The pouch itself is heavy, not from the weight of the boy's still small genitals, but from the build up of dried boy jizz. What a treat to be able to suck this pouch clean. Imagine the plethora of flavors of teenage boy cum, piss, pre-fuck and ball and dick sweat all mingled together. It makes me wonder if when washing the jock strap at the end of the school semester, the boy's mother or father ever succumbs to the pleasure of smelling or tasting the mingled liquids of their darling son.
The last strap belongs to a twenty-eight year old muscle builder and gym enthusiast. This jock is important to us for the leg and ass straps. When cleaning a jock, one must not forget the area of the jock right where the ass straps join the bottom of the ball pouch. It is in this area where the sweat build up is greatest. The greatest ball stink comes from this area.
And it is the favorite place for many a faggot slave to suck. It is also here that we get a trace of skid marks. Some faggots go absolutely ape-shit over skid marks. Others are rather repulsed by them. But remember slaves, nothing about a real man should disgust you. His body fluids and wastes are elixir to a faggot. Skid marks on this area or on the ass straps should be cleaned with loving care. The strap must be presented back to the man in pristine condition. And he must know that no soap or water touched the jock...only the faggot's mouth and saliva. On an average washing day, I clean five to ten pouches with my mouth. I literally have to have a jock strap ouch in my mouth while I am doing other chores.
"A note to you faggots out there. Do not be shy about going up to a hunky dude at the gym and begging him to allow you to clean his dirty jock strap with your mouth. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. There is also a special thrill in cleaning the rank jock strap of a total stranger. It makes you really feel your place in life as a faggot slave. You may not be good enough to deserve a dude's big fat dick, but you might be able to clean his pouch!
"Now let's examine an interesting phenomenon. I pose a question. Do the balls and dicks of different men actually smell different? Can a really good faggot slave tell from taste and smell, the difference between two different sets of fuckmeat? I draw your attention to the naked young faggot slave kneeling on the floor. His name is Glen and he is nineteen years old. Glen prides himself on being a really excellent cocksucker and something of an expert on the subject of Real Men's Dicks. In front of Glen on the floor are two absolutely filthy jock straps. Both straps have been pissed into and cum on numerous times by their owners. Their owners have graciously agreed to appear on our show tonight. So Glen, is first going to smell and taste the jock strap pouches and ass straps. Then, he will smell and taste the dicks and balls and asses of our two guests. And his job, is to match the right jockstrap with the proper fuckmeat! These are our guests; Tim Lorenz and Greg Slaughter. Tim is thirty and a stunt man in the movie industry. Greg is twenty-four and a bartender. Both as you can see, are built like brick shithouses. Two amazingly handsome dudes. We are honored to have them with us tonight. You can also see that both Greg and Tim are uncut, which adds flavor to the jock strap pouch.
"If Glen can match the prick pouches to the correct fuckers, he will be rewarded by being able to suck both big fat dicks to orgasm. If he cannot, he will lose and have to suck my useless tiny dick instead. All right, Glen, you may begin to smell and taste the jock straps! If you have a faggot slave, you might try this game with him at a party. You can play the same game with underpants instead of jock straps. Look at Glen go. He is one horny faggot. Look at his dick get stiff and leak as he sniffs and sucks the jock pouches. Oh, see, he is licking the inside of the of pouch to get up as much flavor as he can. He's going from pouch to pouch to ascertain the differences in stink and taste. That's a wise move, although it can dull the taste buds. Now he's sucking on the ass straps to try to get some ass smell and flavor. For a young dude, Glen is really good with his mouth. He sucks anywhere from ten to twenty dicks a night on weekends. All right, Glen, it's time to put the straps down and crawl on over to the real thing. Greg, Tim, if you would simply stand with your legs apart a bit and put your hands on your hips, Glen will smell and taste your dicks and balls. that's right Glen, get a good whiff of those fat peckers. They have remained unwashed for three days in preparation for tonight's event. Get the taste and smell of some of that good head cheese. That might actually help in your selection. Notice how Glen swipes his tongue way down underneath the ball sack. That's where lots of the flavor gathers. Now, he's going to lick, smell and taste the taint leading to the asshole. It is amazing how real men, both straight and gay love to have those parts of their bodies serviced. Something about having someone worshipping your fuck area that really turns a real man on. Notice Glen sniffing the ass and ball hairs as well. Body hair holds much of the odor. It's only natural for Greg and Tim's fuckers to erect and start leaking. That dick leak could provide important information for Glen.
"Well, Time's up, I'm afraid. I know Glen is reluctant to leave such delicious fuckmeat, but it's time for him to try to match the jock strap with the owner! What do you say, Glen? Which prick pouch belongs to which prick? "
Young Glen is quite handsome, and the camera closely follows his choice. He picks up one of the filthy, sweaty jock straps in his mouth and crawls over to Greg. Then he crawls back and fetches the second jock strap and carries it over to Tim. He then kneels back, looking at the two enormous dicks like a dog waiting for a bone.
"Well, gang, did he get it right? To find out the answer, you will have to tune in to next weeks show, when Glen will either suck Greg and Tim...or little old me!
Next week, we will also be discussing "Blow Job Techniques!" That's all the time we have tonight. This is Faggot Slave Gilbert Ocean wishing you a happy sucking and fucking week!"