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Please forgive me if this posts twice. It seems the newsgroups were asleep on July 4, and my first post vanished into cyberspace!
I have a masturbation story that is probably the most unusual one you've ever heard! I don't know when this started, because ever since I can remember, I've been experiencing orgasms. It must have started when I was a baby!!! Somehow, and I don't know how, since I don't remember the first time, I discovered that if I rubbed the underside of my penis against the rubber part of my pacifier, something very unusual would happen to me. I would experience a strange sensation in my penis, and somehow I would have the strong desire to continue rubbing. Soon I would feel a "bumping" or "pulsing" sensation in my penis, coming from what felt like the muscle that held in my urine. As soon as the pulsing started, I would lose all my desire to continue rubbing the pacifier. I also noticed that I couldn't stop the pulsing no matter how hard I tried! The pulsing only lasted about 15-30 seconds, and, although it felt very strange, it was pleasant. My first and last memories of this go back to about age 4, as that's when my mother finally took the thing away from me. I never told anybody about this, as I was afraid somebody would tell me it's bad for me, and make me stop. (This was long before anyone told me about going blind from it!) :)
Since age 4, I discovered that a rubber punch ball would do the same thing. One day when I was 9, I found a nipple from a baby bottle lying in the road. I took it home, and found out it had the same effect on me. Then I discovered that balloons did the same thing. Before I reached my teens I didn't think much of it, but enjoyed doing it whenever I felt like it, and whenever these things were available. When I became a teenager, I started to have a very strong desire to do this. So strong, that I would do anything to experience it. I remembered back when I was younger, and realized that the object that brought about this strange feeling the strongest and the fastest was a pacifier. Nothing was anywhere near as strong or fast! In fact, I tried many other things, with no success. So I went out and bought a pacifier! I took it home, and that night rubbed my penis against the rubber part of it, and within seconds I felt this very strange sensation, then the pulsing. Wow! Just as I remember it from age 4! It wasn't until I was 16 that I realized that this was an orgasm!!! And it wasn't until I was 25 that I actually tried it with my hand!!!
I discovered many things from this. First, even a baby can have an orgasm, and experience the pulsing sensation in their penis! (No sperm, of course!) A dry orgasm feels very similar to a wet one, although the "tingle" feelings become more intense and much more enjoyable in a wet one! Second, the most sensitive part of the penis is the underside, the side which faces down when you have an erection while lying on your stomach. Very convenient, since a pacifier (or your hand) can easily be placed underneath you and fit quite well and have the greatest effect. You do have to find the most sensitive part of the underside, though. But when you do, WOW!!! And when you use a pacifier, the most pressure is being put on the most sensitive part of your penis, making it even more powerful! Third, (and this is probably the most unusual thing you will ever read), there is nothing that I know of that induces orgasms faster than the rubber that pacifiers are made out of!!! I discovered that the most powerful stuff is natural latex rubber. That is what most balloons, most baby nipples, most pacifiers, and some rubber hoses are made out of. Guess what? Condoms are made out of it, too! Have you ever noticed that it feels better to masturbate with a condom on? Maybe the lubrication helps, but the main thing is that you're rubbing up against latex rubber! There is something about latex rubber that stimulates orgasm better than anything else I've encountered except the real thing. Of course, the motion matters, too. But the material you are rubbing against is just as important, if not more important, than the way you rub against it! If they made more male vibrators out of latex, they would be so much better! Hear that, Doc Johnson??? Somebody, please study this!!
However, in my opinion, there is, and will NEVER be anything more enjoyable than making love with the woman you are in love with! I actually worried about that when I was a virgin! Would a girl be less enjoyable than a pacifier? To be honest, a pacifier is much quicker! But a woman is at least 10 times more enjoyable than a pacifier! (I'm talking strictly about the sensation in your penis. Nothing can even come close to replacing the tenderness, affection, and love of another decent human being.) Although a pacifier is 100 times better then your hand!
I'm sure there are skeptics out there! If anyone wants to try this and isn't willing to go through the embarrassment of walking through the baby isle of your local store, I have another alternative. Some large home-center stores sell latex tubing in the plumbing section. It only takes a few feet of it to wrap around your penis, tightly enough to make your orgasm more powerful, yet loosely enough so as not to cut off your circulation. Balloons work too, but they are not as good. Trust me, even with balloons, once you try them, you will never want to go back to your own hand! But, by far, the fastest, most powerful, and best orgasms I have ever had, (alone that is), have been with pacifiers! Depending on the brand, and how new they are, they can bring you to orgasm in less than a minute! I have been brought to orgasm many times in less than 10 seconds by pacifiers!!! Vibrators can do it quickly, too, but a pacifier gives you a much better sensation. The only problem is that latex wears out fairly quickly, and you will find that they will lose their power after only a few weeks.
Why am I telling everybody this instead of continuing to keep it a secret? My girlfriend and I are starting to get very serious about each other, and it looks like we will be married by the end of this year. I have held in this secret all my life because I've been afraid to tell anyone. Now that I don't need it anymore, maybe someone can put it to good use and put something out on the market for the rest of the lonely (or horny) temporarily girlfriendless (or boyfriendless) guys out there who are putting sores on themselves from using their hands too much!
I'm curious to know if anybody else out there has a similar experience. The "latex inflatables" guy already told you about balloons, but he said nothing about pacifiers. Email me or post it if you want to share your story, or if you want even more details. Anonymous
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