SEXY LITTLE THINGS Chapter 2: Assembly Required Pairing: The Miz/Alex Riley
WWE Slash Fiction
"All right so...the instructions say that part D4 needs to be connected to part F8 using screws A3, A4 and--"
"OK enough Alex. Seriously I can't even begin to comprehend ANY of this nonsense! It's too fucking difficult and you know how my brain turns to baby food mush having to assemble furniture, especially this...this TYPE of device. Time to throw in the towel."
"Mike, we have to assemble this thing! I WANT IT! I NEED to do this. You have no idea."
"Ugh stop whining Alex. What are you like 12 years old or something?"
"I'm NOT whining! I'm just...curious. Yeah curious, that's all. Just curious."
"Curious? Why? Because you seen Hunter and Shawn do this before? What is it about them that makes you so obsessed with what they're doing?"
"I just...I want to be a bit more, spontaneous, that's all. Isn't that what you want Mike? A more spontaneous boyfriend?"
"Well sure I guess but...can't we just--"
"No sir. I WANT to do this. It's not as complicated as it may seem Mike. We just need to take a deep breath and try again. Now hand me the screws."
"Fine. Here you go. I just wonder if all this work..."
"It will be worth it. Trust me. Now, D4-F8. Hand those over."
"Here."
"Great. Fits perfectly."
"What do you want me to do now Alex?"
"Just um..stand right...THERE! Yes, that spot, by the bench."
"What the fuck am I gonna do right here, in this spot?"
"Shut up, put on you're wrestling gear and wait for me to finish assembling this Love Swing so I can fuck the shit out of you on it."