The Naughty Comedian

By Anon Bucket

Published on Jul 3, 2023

Gay

The Naughty Comedian part 3

This is a fictional story that involves consensual sex between people over the age of 18. And does not imply the sexuality of the people involved.

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This chapter might be a little shorter I'm writing multiple stories at the same time, but the content will still be very hot.

Chris Ramsey was a contented man, he had a loving wife, amazing kids and recently he had found a couple of holes to slam his cock inside. He had it all and he fucking loved it. Family man by day and filthy fucker by night breeding holes filling men with his salty spunk, it made him feel empowered it made him feel like a real man making these guys his bitch. As he woke the next morning having dumped a load inside Rob Beckett he looked at his phone and saw he had a message from Rob. "Hey Ramsey....my hole is so fucking sore this morning.....you're gonna get fucked so hard when I see you next". Chris smirked, he hoped it'd be a while until he saw Rob again, he didn't want to take a cock up his shitter yet. He reached down, "Good morning my hairy beast" he ginned giving his cock a shake. He looked at his phone once more, "Fuck....party at my house tonight" he mumbled throwing his head back into the crisp white pillows, he hated these sort of parties, full of pretentious dickheads who looked down on him whilst he drank a beer, and they drank wine. But he had to throw a wrap party for a TV show he was doing. He had to get the train back to South Shields. He sighed as he got out of bed and got dressed. The train journey was boring, and Chris found himself falling asleep waking up just as the train pulled in the train station. Chris hopped into the taxi and drove back home, when he arrived he saw a note from his wife. "Sorry babe I'm not gonna be here tonight going out with the girls.....kids are at me mams house......don't make a mess" Chris sighed into his hands, he hated parties, and his wife usually did all the talking, he'd have to get a bit drunk before all the people arrived. He hopped in the shower and contemplated having a nice slow wank....he never usually had time to do it but decided against it, there was too much to do and too much to get organised. After a couple of hours organising, it he changed into his party outfit, nothing special just a pair of dark mustard Chino's with a black button up polo shirt and to round it off Chris decided not to wear any underwear, "let the plums loose" he chuckled as he went downstairs.

At 9pm the party was in full swing, and the place was full of Chris' comedian friends as well as people who worked at the party Chris was glad that Rob wasn't there as it would mean his ass would be taking a pounding. As he sipped his beer fellow Comedian Russell Howard walked over, "Alright there Ramsey....nice party cheers for inviting me". Chris grinned, "Russell mate...glad you could make it.....it's good to have someone here who's normal" Russell sniggered, "I know what you mean mate....load of snobs here one guy looked down his nose at me because I made a joke about going for a cheeky wank". Chris nearly spat out his drink, "Mate....no wanking in me house.....well if you do make sure you clean it up". Russell slapped Chris on the shoulder, "Cheers for the rules good to know" Russell looked down and went wide eyed, "Looks like you just had a wank.....yer flies are down and I can see yer shaft" Chris immediately reached down and zipped up his flies, "Shit sorry mate....didn't wanna wear any underwear tonight" Russell just nodded, "I know what you mean....looked pretty big...yer shaft....us guys with big cocks need better support" Chris raised a brow had Russell just told him he had a big cock, Russell grinned and leant over, "Hung like a horse me" he winked at the man before walking away. Chris stood there in awe, "What the fuck just happened" he whispered rooted to the spot. The party carried on and Chris couldn't get what Russell said out of his hands. Whilst talking to an executive from the TV show he noticed out of the corner of his eye that Russell was walking up the stairs, he looked over at Chris and smirked that sexy smile before groping his bulge and sticking his tongue out before walking into the bathroom. Chris continued talking to the rest of the guests in the party but all he could think about was the conversation between himself and Russell. As the party was beginning to die down he realised he hasn't seen the man since earlier on. "Where the fuck is he" Chris muttered walking up the stairs, he looked around, but the man was nowhere to be found. As he put his hand on the door to his bedroom he heard grunting noises coming from inside, "Is someone shagging in me bed" he thought putting his ear to the door, from the other side was the unmistakable sound of grunting and skin slapping together. Chris' cock immediate began to stiffen. He had to see who it was, he quietly turned the handle and slowly opened the door, the sounds getting louder and louder as it opened. Chris walked through and went wide eyed at the sigh before him. On the bed was Russell who was slamming his fat cock inside the arse of.........Jack Whitehall.

Russell was really going to town on the man's fat hairy arse pounding him mercilessly. Jack had his face buried in the pillow and as Russell turned around and noticed Chris was there he grinned and bit his lower lip muttering, "Fuuuuuck" as his balls slapped hard against the man's ass. Russell ushered Chris over quietly Chris' cock becoming harder and harder with each step. He came up closer to Russell who leaned in and whispered, "Wanna fuck him?". Chris looked at the man in shock...... "I know you want too....he's tight as fuck". Chris looked at the fat cock firing inside the man's tight hole. "Y...yeah" he whispered as Russell grinned, "Dirty Daddy....when I pull out you slide in alright". Chris fumbled to get his trousers down quietly his cock flinging out bobbing up and down. Russell looked down, "Nice cock mate" he grinned pursing his lips and spitting down onto Chris' cock before reaching out and wanking it making the man grunt as his cock began to glisten. "Ready Ramsey?" Russell asked as Chris nodded, Russell quickly ripped his cock from the now gaping hole making Jack grunt. Chris quickly lined up with the hole and sunk inside in one thrust, the ass swallowing his cock as it took all of his might not to moan. "Good boy" Russell whispered rubbing his own steel hard cock. Chris looked over at the man's cock and it was a pretty decent cock standing at 8 inches and it was as thick as his wrist. His head was deep pink, and his shaft stood straight outwards. His pubes were trimmed and dark blonde, his balls bounced up and down against his hands with each thrust on his cock. Chris sighed into his hand as he felt the warm wetness of another tight hole gripping his fat shaft and head. He pulled back and began to slowly thrust inside Jack the man wailing into the pillow as his ass was torn apart once more. Russell sat on a chair on the other side of the room rubbing his fat cock to the sight before him, He stared at Chris fat ass wobbling as he sped up his thrusts. Chris' thrusts were fast and rough every now and then he slapped the hairy cheek watching the flesh wobble and Jack squeal. Chris grabbed the man's hips and pulled him onto his cock as he thrusted inside the ass crashing against his pubes, Chris couldn't believe the ass was still as tight having taken Russell's fat cock and now his own, and the man was taking it like a pro sliding back onto his shaft to make the fucking harder, squeezing his hole around the cock just as he thrust inside making it impossibly tight and wobbling the fat cheeks making Chris' fire pre-cum inside. The feelings were becoming too much and as Chris thrusted inside he moaned, "Ohhhhh fuck yessss".

"What the....." Jack muttered looking back and seeing the wide eyed Comedian, Jack crawled forward both men grunting as the cock slid from his hole, "What the fuck Russell" he shouted at the chuckling man still Jerking in the corner, "Oh don't throw a bitch fit Whitehall......you're love cock in your hole whoever it is" Chris stood there awkwardly, "Oi Ramsey" Jack shouted, "Y...yeah" Chris replied nervously, "You got a nice cock there.....feels pretty damn good actually" Jack grinned before Russell walked over shaking his 8 incher, "So Whitehall....want to service 2 cocks tonight?" Jack smirked and looked at both of the men, "Yeah....fine then....but no more surprises" Russell looked over at Chris and winked. Russell crawled onto the bed, "So Ramsey.....you wanna take his ass and I'll take his throat?" Chris nodded and Jack got back into position his arse up in the air as Russell slid his fat cock between the man's lips and began to vigorously thrust gagging sounds filled the room as Chris slapped his wet cock head on the man's open hairy hole. With one swift motion he pushed in and slammed his entire 8-inch cock deep inside making Jack squeal as he gagged, Chris moaned as the ole clamped down on his sensitive cock and threw his head back in pleasure as he slowly began to thrust inside the man wet squelching sounds filling the room as he shallow fucked the man wanting him to feel the maximum pleasure. Russell watched the man fuck him and egged him on, "Go on Ramsey.....fuck him hard.....break his pussy" He thrusted hard into the man's mouth making Jack's eyes widen as he pulled him onto his cock whilst thrusting forward his pubes mashed against Jack's face as the man licked around the base of his cock, "Fuuuuuuck yessss" Russell moaned as he ground his cock around coating the man's throat in pre-cum, he had been sucked by the man many times and every time it was like the first time. The pleasure he felt when getting sucked by a bloke was like no other, Suddenly he threw his head back as Jack wailed on his cock his vocal cords vibrating around the head and shaft as he looked down and saw Chris with narrowed eyes and sweat running down his brow as he fucked the boy like an animal, slamming inside bottoming his cock out before ripping it out and repeating the motion, she sound of skin colliding filled the room as Chris fucked harder than he had ever fucked before. Something had taken over him and he was a primal fucker now, he pulled the boy onto his cock as he thrusted in over and over like a fucking animal. He slammed in hard one last time the sound echoing across the room as Jack screamed. As he came down from his high he saw an outreached hand, "Fucking high 5 mate.....that was.....like wow.....you really went for it" Russell chuckled as Chris just grinned and wiped his brow, "Cheers mate.....dunno what came over me like". "Alpha energy came over you mate....i get the same sometimes" he chuckled sliding his cock from the man's mouth. "Think it's time I used his hole....if you haven't broken it".

Chris slid from the hole making Jack yelp, he looked down, "Fuck....that's gapin like" he grinned as he slapped the hairy cheek. "So, you gonna make him suck you off?" Russell asked slapping his cock against the wet hole. Chris smirked, "Nah.....i want him to eat me bum out" Russell grinned, "Right let's get him on is back....you can literally sit on is face that way". Chris grinned and stood up as Jack was flipped over, "Ramsey mate.....that arse looks so good......sit on my fucking face" he grinned as Chris straddled his chest facing Russell, he leant back and pushed his ass right into Jack's face, straight away his breathing changed, and he silently moaned as Jack began to lap at his tight hairy hole slurping and sucking around the wet tight hole before plunging his tongue deep inside. Chris leant back smothering the man between his straight cheeks as he bounced up and down his cock slapping Jack's hairy stomach shooting pre-cum down his stomach collecting with Jack's own pre-cum. Over at the man's ass Russell lined his fat 8 incher up with the open hole and sunk himself inside moaning at the familiar sensation. He had first fucked Jack many years ago back in 2012 at a comedy TV show and since then he had fucked him over 100 times and he never got bored of the man's hole. It gripped all the right parts of his cock and was brilliant at milking him. He pushed easily all the way up to his pubes as Jack wailed, "Fuck so fucking big" Jack moaned as a tear filled his eye. "Should I go slow or fast?" Russell asked a small sound was heard from under Chris' cheeks, "What was that Whitehall", Chris then moaned as Jack screamed, "Fuck me hard.....make it rough". Russell slapped the man's cheek, "Alright you asked for it" he chuckled. Russell slowly pulled back, Jack feeling every single inch pulling back until 3 inches was inside left inside and Russell began to push it back inside beginning a slow and steady rhythm pulling out a couple of inches before pushing it back in, repeating this motion over and over making both men grunt and groan, "Fuck I love this hole". Russell moaned slapping the lightly haired cheeks making them wobble and Jack grunt. "FUUUUUUCK" Jack muffled from under Chris. Russell smirked at Chris before pulling out and slamming in hard making his bollocks bounce and slap against Jack's ass making Jack squeal once more and his cock spurt pre-cum all over his stomach. Russell held himself in there grinding his hips back and forth making his cock circle inside the tight arse. "Feeling good it's it mate", Russell smirked slapping the cheeks once more, Chris moved forward and Jack slowly raised his head and moaned, "Fuuuuuuuck mate.... that was amazing"....."Less talking more sucking my shitter" Chris grunted slamming his ass down bared all his weight on the man's face as Jack slapped his cheeks still feverishly licking the man's juices. Russell slid the cock out so only the head was in before driving it back into the hole, a loud slapping sounds filling the air as his cum filled balls slapped against Jack making him moan loudly, "Prepare mate.... I'm going to fuck you into this bed". Chris smirked and winked at Russell before whispering, "Do it. Russell slammed into the boy hard over and over slap after slap of his balls were all that could be heard, Russell was thrusting in so hard at one point Jack's eyes shot open and Russell fucked faster and faster his arm wrapped around Jack's waist holding him in place. We slapping sounds filled the room as well as the man's grunts and moans.

Chris was in heaven and his cock had never been harder, Russell slammed in hard one last time and slid out, his toned chest glistening with sweat as he breathed heavily. "Wow......WOW" He moaned as Chris scooted forward and stood up; his hole now wet with saliva. "Good job Mate....fuck you destroyed his hole" Chris grinned slapping Russell on the shoulder. Jack sat on the edge of the bed as Russell leant down and slammed his face against Jack's kissing him passionately before pulling away, a string of saliva connecting them as he grinned, "Amazing job Whitehall". Jack smirked, "And it's not over yet fellas your balls are still full", "They wont be for long like" Chris grinned as he slapped Russell on his toned chest. Russell whispered into Chris' ear and the man smirked, "Aint done that before" Russell egged him on, "Oh come on....it'll be great" he grinned as an evil smile spread across the hunk's face. "Alright then.....shall we tell him". Russell put his hand on Jack's shoulder, "Mate we've decided......to...DP you" A smile spread across Jack's face, "You know that's my fantasy Russ" Russell grinned, "Yeah it is babe and now it's gonna come true". Jack grinned like a Cheshire cat, "And it gets to be the sexy Mr Ramsey ramming me as well......fuck I cant wait" he grinned as Chris smirked, "You're fuckin filthy Whitehall" he chuckled as Russell announced, "Right men......Chris is gonna lie on the bed.....you straddle him facing him and slide on it.....I'll take you from behind", Jack grinned, "Ok Daddies". Something about a grown man calling Chris Daddy made his cock leak it was so fucking hot. Chris led down on the bed his cock pointing straight into the air. He watched as Jack straddled him and knelt down legs either side if his body. Jac reached back and grabbed his cock making Chris grunt and sat back guiding it inside him once more, "Ohhhhh yessss" Chris groaned as warm wetness surrounded his cock once more. "Fuck him" Russell ordered Chris began to thrust upwards as Jack began to bounce up and down, this was a fucking hot sight to behold for Russell he always wanted to watch Jack get fucked but he had a job to do. Without saying a word, he lined his cock up with Jack's hole and pushed unbelievably hard. Jack's eyes shot open, and he muttered, "OHHHHHHH FUUUUCK". Tears filled his eyes as Russell's cock began to slide inside alongside Chris'. Chris raised a brow; this was a new feeling he wasn't sure if it felt good or strange. He was brought out of his daydream as Jack began to scream, "TAKE IT OUT ITS TOO BIG". Russell growled, "Sorry mate just give it a bit more time", Chris chuckled, "Yeah mate prepare to be bred". Jack's arse was on fire as it was stretched to the limit as the 2 cocks fought their way inside him at the same time. Russell bottomed out inside the man and grunted, "Fuck Ramsey your cock does feel good against mine....mind if I fuck first". Chris smirked, "Go ahead mate". Russell began to slowly thrust inside the boy as he sobbed into Chris's shoulder. The tight vice like arse gripping onto his fat leaking cock. His big balls beginning to slap against the man as the friction against Chris's wet cock made the pleasure incredible. Jack looked up at Chris who smirked, "Wow.....just wow this is amazing aint it". Jack wasn't crying anymore, "It fucking hurts men my fucking cock has never been harder so its fucking worth it", Russell grabbed Jack's shoulders and began to slam into him hard and fast grinding his cock around inside the hole, Russell could feel Chris's cock head rubbing against his and the sensation made both the men moan loudly as their heads dripped and oozed Pre-Cum inside the fellow comedian.

The men both fucked at the same time the friction on their cocks making each man grunt and moan, as Chris thrusted in he felt a familiar feeling in his balls, "Oh fuck....." Russell looked over, "What's up Ramsey"....Chris through bated breath muttered, "gonna......cum" Russell grinned and sped up, he leant over and whispered into Jack's ear, the man nodded and as Chris thrusted in he felt Jack's arse go tight.....like TIGHT.....Jack squeezed his ass around the cock's making him wail in pain and pleasure, "FUUUUCK....SSSSSHITTTTTT" Chris moaned as his balls immediately tightened and his cock throbbed as Russell looked on grinning, "Go on lad......breed him" he chuckled as Chris fucked harder and harder until, "FUUUUUUUUUK", He slammed in hard and his cock began to explode, Jack grinned as his ass was flooded with thick salty cum...Chris could feet the cum travelling up his shaft as his eyes rolled back and his legs shook. This was a mind-blowing orgasm and a mammoth 10 ropes of cum shot inside, cum began to leak out of the hole as Chris collapsed on the bed, his sweaty chest rising and falling as Russell continued to fuck harder and harder his balls slapping against Jack as he felt it coming, "Here it comes...." He spat through gritted teeth, "GET IN THERE" he grunted thrusting inside and exploding deep, Chris raised a brow as he felt another man's cum squirting all over his cock, Russell muttered, "Fuck....fuck...fuck" as his cock spat out 9 ropes of thick cum, Russell's ass clenched and his toes curled as the last spurt shot out and he sighed in relief before stumbling back sliding his cock from the hole, Chris reached down and pulled his semi out of Jacks ass as he looked down, "Ey Whitehall you got a bit excited I think" Jack looked down and he had cum all over Chris' chest. "So sorry.....let me clean you" he chuckled opening wide and licking all the salty goo off the stud's chest swallowing it all. Once clean he un straddled the man and Chris sat up. "Stand up Ramsey" Russell ordered. Chris confused stood up, "Watch this" he chuckled as without hesitation Jack knelt over and took Russell into his mouth slurping and sucking all of the juice and cum off his cock before spitting it out, "Even get clean up service" he chuckled as Jack took Chris into his mouth, "Ohhhhh fuck" Chris groaned as wetness lapped over his head.......Jack lapped and sucked all the juice off his cock and before he knew it Chris was fucking his face again, he grinned as he realised his cock was hard once more. Gagging sounds filled the room as he face fucked the man making him throat it all the way down as Russell stared in awe, "Wow Ramsey.....go on.....fuck his face". This had never happened to Chris before, but it felt sooooooo good. He didn't last long and before he knew it he moaned into his hand as 5 ropes shot straight down Jack's throat and he collapsed back into an armchair. "Fucking hell Chris.....real horny stud aint ya" Russell nodded as Chris grinned, chest rising and falling.

As the men sat there they looked at the time, "Shit it's 4am.....we better get going Whitehall", Jack grinned and put his clothes on, as the men left Russell handed Chris a card, "It's a secret group chat.....message if you wanna have some fun with a celeb". Chris grinned and watched as the men walked out the door. As he sat there on the chair his cock now soft his phone buzzed, it was a message from Rob, "Don't think I've forgotten you.....this is going up you next time" it was a pic of Rob's hard cock....Chris was a little nervous, he really wasn't sure if he wanted to be fucked....but only time would tell.

Thanks for reading, please give feedback and future suggestions to Anonbucket1995@outlook.com

Next: Chapter 4


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