Richard Bucket

By moc.loa@ztuBesohTknapS

Published on Oct 4, 2023

Gay

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters from the BBC comedy, "Keeping Up Appearances". KUA is a BBC production, produced and directed by Harold Snoad. On a Satuday morning,fifty-something Richard Bucket was in his bedroom, getting dressed for a special Council luncheon bieng held down at the Council Chambers. He was enjoying a rare day of freedom, as his snobbish, overbearing wife Hyacinth had gone out of town for the day with her next-door nieghbour, Elizabeth, to attend an auction at a prestigious countryestate.

Fresh from the shower, the stocky, bespectacled businessman slipped on a snug-fitting pair of blue-striped boxers. Then, Richard put on a pair of dark blue socks, and then fastened his garters to the sock tops, encircling his hairy legs. Richard looked at himself in the mirror, and, for some reason, felt his old, long-dormant cock start to twitch. Something about seeing himself in the mirror, wearing only his boxers, socks, and garters was getting to him...enough to make his stubby cock thicken and harden. Suddenly, Richard was brought back to reality by the Westminister chimes of the doorbell. Without thinking, Richard walked into the foyer and opened the door, clad in only his shorts and socks. It was Emmett Hawksworth ( the divorced brother of Elizabeth next door), ringing to see if Richard could help him start his car. Seeing Emmett, at first Richard blushed with embarrassment at having answered the door in only hisunderwear.

"Oh, Lord,Emmett," Richard stammered "Come in..I'm sorry..I wasn't thinking...." Emmett stepped inside, as Richard closed the door behind him. But Emmett didn't seem to be the LEAST bit embarrassed....in fact, Richard detected a VERY sly smile on Emmett's lean, handsomeface.

Richard had no idea that the reason Emmett's ex-wife divorced him was because she had discovered he was gay, and, after learning that, wasted no time in shacking up with one of Emmett's former co-workers and then divorcing him. For some time now, Emmett was trying to figure SOME way to get it on with his dapper, older neighbour. In fact, for some time now, Emmett had been jerking off in bed at night, fantasising about getting it on with Richard. He figured (correctly) that Hyacinth was totally frigid, and only had sex with Richard once some 20 years ago, before their son Sheridan was born. So, Emmet figured, there must be a LOT of pent-up animal inside this distinguished fellow!! "Emmett, again, I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking at all when I answered the door dressed only in my underwear," Richard apologized. Emmett chuckled, feeling his cock start to throb behind his fly. "Don't worry about it, Richard," Emmett chuckled, patting Richard on his hairy shoulder. "as a matter of fact, old man, I rather LIKE seeing you this way!" At first, Richard was taken aback at Emmett's totally unexpected statement, and yet, at the same time, he felt his cock stiffen even more in his now-tented boxers. "You DO?!?" Richard replied, feeling the old lusts for the well-heeled fellows at his office once again stir within his responding shaft. "You better believe it, Richard, " Emmett laughed, putting his arm around Richard's stockytorso.

"How about you and I go into the bedroom and get a little......'friendly' ??" For the first time in ages, Richard Bucket found himself HIGHLY stimulated. He could NOT let this oppurtunity passby!

"I think I'd like that, Emmett," Richard replied, feeling his cock ooze a splotch of lube into his striped undershorts as Emmett's strong hand grabbed his meaty arsecheek through his undershorts. Richard and Emmet then entered the bedroom, its decor pure Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "BOO-KAY"!). Emmett then dropped to his knees, and Richard moaned as Emmett's tongue started licking the outline of his now totally-hard cock right through his shorts. Emmet's cock was pounding like a jackhammer in his tight Y-fronts as he licked Richard's cotton-covered cock. "OHHHHHH,MYYYYYYYY" Richard moaned, as Emmett's hand reached into the fly of his shorts, and pulled out his throbbing, stubby, lube-smeared prick. It had been TOO LONG now since Emmett had sucked a good, meaty cock, and, opening his mouth wide, he swallowed Richard's cock right down to the root, his nose inhaling the clean, manly scent of Richard's freshly-showeredcrotch.

"OOHHHHGODDDDDDDDD!!" Richard muttered, as Emmet's hot mouth tortured his aching member. Emmet's hands slid up Richard's flesh belly and hairy chest and started to pinch and tweak Richard's now-erect nipples. Richard closed his eyes in a state of bliss as his handsome, younger nieghbour deep-throated his pounding hardon. Then Emmett dropped his hands and started massaging Richard's hairy legs, loving the equisite feel of Richard's garters. Richard gently carressed Emmett's head, running his stubby fingers through Emmett's thick hair, totally in a state of sheer sexual bliss...a bliss he'd never felt....untilnow.

Emmet then pulled down the seat of Richard's boxers and his rough hands latched onto Richard's furry arsecheeks, rubbing and squeezing them both lovingly and roughly as he continued to suck on Richard's dapper dork. Totally throwing caution to the winds, Emmett slipped his long, piano-playing digits into Richard's fur-lined arscecrack, and started poking and teasing Richard's tight, puckeredarsehole.

"OH,BLOODY HELL!!!!!!" Richard swore, as Emmett's fingers started working over his tight, sweaty pucker. The meek, mild-mannered, hen-pecked Richard Bucket now became a sex-starved animal, and he grabbed onto Emmet's head and started throttling it back and forth rapidly, as Emmett's hands tightly held fast to his furry bumcheeks, urging him to fuck his cock-starved mouthharder.

The wet, slurping sounds of his cock sliding in and out of Emmett's mouth, the electrifying feel of Emmett's fingers working over his hairy arse, and the sight of Emmett's handsome face impaled on his fat cock, drove Richard over the edge into oblivion. "AUGHHH..UGHHHOOHHH..OOHHHH..YESSS..UGHHHHHH!!" Richard grunted, lunging his hips forward as his boxer-covered nuts blew mightily. Emmett felt Richard's cock throb violently in his mouth, and suddenly geysers of thick, sweet-salty Departmental Deputy jizz flooded Emmett's mouth, and Emmett gulped rapidly, determined to swallow every hot drop of his stocky next-door neighbour's hot sperm. Even when Richard copulated with Hyacinth over 20 years earlier before his son was born, his orgasm had not been ANYTHING as massive nor as mind-blowing asthis.

So intense was Richard's load, that hot sperm dribbled out of Emmett's mouth, dribbling down his chin to drip down onto the front of his pullover sweater. Richard hadn't even BEGUN to come down off his intense sexual high when Emmett could no longer hold back his long-denied load. He roughly pushed Richard belly down on the bed, the pulled-down seat of his boxers still exposing Richard's furry executivearse.

Emmett roughly yanked down both his trousers and his bulging, lube-splotched Y-fronts and his thick, throbbing member swung out of his thick black pubic jungle. Kicking off his loafers, he straddled Richard on the bed, and started rubbing his pounding cock against Richard's hairy bum. Instinctively, Richard responded by grinding his arse against Emmett's angry shaft. With one hand cluching Richard's shoulder, and the other hand flying up and down the sweaty length of his hard boner, Emmett let loose with an orgasm so powerful his bloated balls actually ached. "OHHHHBLOODYFUCKKKKKKKKKKYESSSSS!!!!!" Emmett groaned, and Richard felt volleys of Emmett's thick, sticky cum splatter all over his round, furry arsecheeks. Richard wriggled his hairy bum against Emmett's cock, coaxing even more long pent-up jizz from Emmett's aching dong. Both men were totally oblivious to the splotches of sperm that now stained Hyacinth's custom-designed bedspread. Emmett then flipped Richard over and his cum-sticky tongue started licking Richard's dapper mustache, and Richard responded by opening his mouth, and allowing Emmett's tongue entry, savoring the taste of his own sperm. The two men embraced, hugged, and kissed as though they were long-lost lovers. Finally, Richard laughednervously,

"THE BED!! How am I going to explain these stains to Hyacinth??" Emmett only laughed, his tongue teasingly licking Richard's stiff, hair-encircled nipples. "Ye, Gods, man," Emmett laughed " We'll strip the bed and just send the bedclothes off to the laundry...they'll be ready in just a few hours......and, in the meantime...." Emmet broke off, as Richard's rough hands started rubbing Emmett's small, round, furry bum. "You're right, Emmett, " Richard replied, "....after all, we've got ALL day...." And, at that, both men felt thier spent, sticky shafts begin to stiffen again........ THE END Part 2 will be coming shortly...comments always welcome!

Next: Chapter 2


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