OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTION characters "KEEEPING UP APPEARANCES" is a BBC production, and is written and directed by Harold Snoad. Well, guys, here is Part Three of the "Richard Bucket" series....I was totally floored when I saw how much interest the past two chapters generated, and am only too glad to add another chapter to the series. In this chapter, that "dishy Vicar" is about to join Richard and Emmett in some hot, sweaty, cum-blasting man-sex......UNZIP ANDENJOY!
Emmett, to say the least, was pretty surprised to see Richard return with the Vicar. Emmett had certainly had had his hot fantasies about that "dishy" Vicar, almost as much as he'd fantasized about Richard. "Emmett, " Richard grinned, his hand sliding down the Vicar's back to grab his meaty, firm arse through his black clerical trousers, "the Vicar wants to join us for a little fun....I told him you wouldn't mind!" The Vicar grinned at that, his eyes focusing on the sizeable bulge behind Emmett's fly. Emmett shook the Vicar's broad hand and patted his shoulder. "Vicar, " he said, grinning an evil grin "Richard and I would only be too happy to allow you to join us.......just us three men.....and NO HYACINTH.....that damned woman's always singing atme!"
"Thanks, Emmett," the Vicar replied, taking off his jacket and laying it over the back of the chair in the corner. "I got quite an eyeful of you both earlier...I just HAD to get in on this.....it's been too long since I did some really meaningful 'male bonding'!"
Without warning, the Vicar put his arms around Richard and Emmett's shoulders and pulled the two horny men close. Three sets of manly lips were brought together, and the Vicar's thick tongue entwined with Emmett's and Richard's, and the three friends moaned and muttered as they deep-kissed, thier hands all over each other, thier powerful hardons throbbing in thier trousers. Abrubtly, Richard pulled away and said to the Vicar: "Vicar, would you like to try something really hot...something I've fantasized about for years now? " The Vicargrinned.
"Certainly, Richard, what do you have in mind?" Richard continued, "What kind of underwear do you wear, Vicar?" The Vicar chuckled and replied, " Boxer shorts, Richard." Richard grinned broadly, feeling his thick cock again leaking lube into his own striped boxers.
"Well, Vicar, " Richard eagerly explained, "You and I face each other and we stick our erections into the fly of each other's shorts...we just thrust back and forth, and kiss...and feel each other up, and then we end up shooting really big loads into each others' shorts!" The Vicar really liked that idea! "Richard, that sounds smashing, old boy...why don't we get started?" For the time bieng, Emmett was happy to be a spectator. He rubbed his pounding cock through his trousers as he watched Richard drop his pinstripe suit pants as the Vicar dropped his black clerical trousers. Like Richard, the Vicar also wore garters, and Emmett felt his balls churn at thesight.
The Vicar wore very tight light green tapered boxers, and, as was obvious from the huge bulge in the crotch, was really hung as well. The snug boxers accentuated the curves of his well-rounded arse, making Emmett lick his lips inanticipation.
"Right, Vicar," Richard said, "let's get started!" Richard pulled out his thick, beer-can cock and the Vicar reached into his shorts and pulled out a humongous cock that must have been at least nine-and-a-half inches long! "Ye, Gods, Vicar," Emmett growled "that is one prime example ofmanhood!"
The Vicar flashed him a wicked, sexy smile. True, the Vicar was married, but, was really bisexual, and, at that, leaning more towards the males than the females. It had been a while since the Vicar had done some serious "male-bonding"...... Richard whistled in admiration as the Vicar's huge cock started snaking into the fly of his stripedboxers.
Richard then shoved his own meaty cock into the fly of the Vicar's boxers, and, without further words, Richard Bucket and the handsome Vicar started humping against one another, thier tongues dueling in each others' mouths, thier hands exploring each other's round backsides, loving the sensous feeling of feeling thier throbbing erections rubbing together..in each others'shorts!
Emmett now could no longer hold back. He dropped to his knees behind the Vicar, and pulled the seat of the Vicar's boxers to just below his hairy, well-contoured bum. A thick jungle of black hair sprouted from the crack and Emmett's slim, well-tuned fingers pried the Vicar's furry arsecheeks apart and the Vicar gasped as he felt Emmett's tongue slither into his fur-lined crack. "MMMNNNNNNnnnnnnnhhhhhhh..." the Vicar moaned, feeling hot jolts of lust rock his prostate as Emmett's tongue teased and stabbed at his sweaty puckered chute. Emmett was indeed a man on a mission, for, after he had gotten the Vicar's arsehole good and slick, and had prodded it with his long fingers, he stood up and dropped his own trousers, and pulled the front of his sweaty Y-fronts down to just below his bloatedballs.
Then, suddenly, the Vicar gasped, as he felt the slick, lube-oozing head of Emmett's pounding cock press against his slowly-yielding sphincter. "OOOOOHHGOD!!!!!" the Vicar yelped, as Emmett's erection slid deeper and deeper between his hairy clergyman's bumcheeks. Hearing the Vicar moan made Richard thrust a little more forcibly, and, by now, both Richard's and the Vicar's undershorts were both splotched with each others' lube, thier hard cocks sliding against one another, coated withsweat.
Soon enough, Emmett's hairy low-hangers were up against the Vicar's bared, furry backside, and, without any warming up, started fucking the dishy Vicar's hot, round arse like there was no tomorrow. "OOHHHDAMMNN!!!" the Vicar growled "OHGODDDD..YESSS..EMMETT..POUND ME GOOD..IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, MAN!!" The Vicar's strong hands had slid down Richard's sweaty back , and brushing aside his shirttails, slid down into Richard's boxers to rub and grab his plump, hairy arsecheeks. Richard grunted in pleasure when he felt the Vicar's fingers start to tease his sweat-slick sphincter, driving him nearly insane with lust. Emmett reached around both the Vicar AND Richard, and now, had the two men embraced in a tight bear-hug as he relentlessy fucked the Vicar's sexy rump. Seeing the Vicar's clergyman's collar made Richard even hotter, knowing that he was getting it on with not only Emmett, but that handsome Vicar from St.Mark's!
"DAMN!" Emmett thought "the Vicar's arse is as tight as Hyacinth's voice is annoying!" The Vicar could tell that Emmett was no stranger to fucking another man's arse, as that big cock battered his thrumming prostate, and his cum-loaded balls thudded against his round, hairy cheeks with each hard thrust. Both Richard's and the Vicar's boxers were now sweaty and well-splotched with each other's lube, and the erotic feel of each others' cocks grinding against one another while imprisoned in each others' shorts was simply too erotic for mere words. Emmett licked and nibbled the Vicar's ears and neck as he fucked him hard andfast.
Suddenly, the Vicar cried out, "OH, GOOD LORD....YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" and his hairy nuts unleashed a massive explosion of cum, and his fat cock started spurting thick, forcibly-ejected jets of clergyman's cum into Richard's sweaty executive boxers. The Vicar grabbed onto Richard's hairy arse and held tight as his cock continued to spew hot jizz into the stocky fellow's shorts. The Vicar's hot load matted Richar's pubic jungle, and now, the feeling of that hot cum flooding his shorts brought Richard over the edge as well. "OOHH,VICAR..YES...OH, VICAR..OOHHH..OOHHH..UGHHH..UUGHHH!!" Cramming his tongue deeper into the Vicar's hot mouth, Richard's fat dong let loose with scalding volleys of white collar-sperm, those hot, thick spurts soaking the Vicar's tapered boxers, slithering down his hairy legs. The Vicar's asshole started to spasm as he reached his peak, flexing and kneading Emmett's arse-poundingshaft.
"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Emmett snarled as his throbbing cock let loose, injecting spurt after sticky spurt of jizz between the Vicar's hairy, quivering buttocks. So violently was Emmett screwing the Vicar's furry bum, that his pistoning cock had whipped his thick sperm to a froth, and, now, as Emmett withdrew his spent dong from the Vicar's well-abused arse, frothy jizz flowed freely out of the Vicar's chute, matting his crack-hairs, and dribbling into his pulled-down shorts. Reluctantly, both Richard and the Vicar pulled thier now-deflating cocks out of one anothers' shorts, which, of course, were now totally soaked with thier hotcum-loads.
The Vicar moaned anew as he felt Emmett's hot tongue lapping up his cum as it dribbled steadily from his battered rectum. As Richard planted a quick, sloppy kiss on the Vicar's sexy lips, the Vicar looked towards the cieling and silently muttered, " ...no wonder I endorse same-sex marriages!" THE END Hope you've all enjoyed! Comments and feedback are always welcome! Coming soon, in Part Four of the "Richard Bucket" series, Richard pays a visit to his big, hulking bear of a brother-in-law, Onslow.........