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"For Sale By Owner" 20 wriTten by T. Chase McPhee
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"Raj drop the stuff off?" Alex asks, as Kyle parts the trifold door to the shower.
"No. He's on his way."
"Then what are you doing in here?"
"Um, taking you up on your bet."
"What bet?"
"That Raj isn't our type of `guy'."
"What are you talking about, Kyle?"
"You stated before that you bet Raj wasn't a certain type of guy."
"And how do you expect to prove it?"
"I dunno," Kyle says, stepping in the shower, shrugging his shoulders.
"Well, if you're not going to put a robe on, when he comes..."
Alex shoves the other side of the trifold door open and goes to make his exit, while Kyle remains under the waterflow.
"Oh! Excuse me!"
Standing there in his bellhop outfit, Raj holds two plastic bags. Quickly, his eyes scan Alex, from wet head to dripping wet pubes and back up again.
"You... you have an `S' on your body!" Raj says, first thing coming to his mind at viewing Alex's wet bod.
"Yeah," Kyle says, pushing the trifold door open as if there is only one partition.
Poor Raj's eyes look like saucers, seeing Kyle standing there in the buff, likewise. The two bags hang down, as if extensions to his arms. Realizing he's in the buff, Alex grabs the second towel and wraps it around his waist.
Kyle reiterates, "That's okay, Alex. We're all men here. We all know what a man looks like, right Raj?"
"Um..." he gulps, then replies, "Yup," chewing on his lip. Then he informs them, "Here's what you wanted, in these bags."
Still in a sinister mood, Kyle says, "Could you lay them out on the vanity, please?"
"Sure."
Meanwhile, Alex has taken another towel from above the rack and is drying himself off.
"That's good. Can you take them out of their packages, Raj."
"Sure," he answers Kyle.
With moderate speed, Raj breaks the plastic seal on the freshly delivered box, containing the electric clippers. He does likewise with the double-edged razor, removing the top and filling it with a blade. As a last minute effort, he plugs the shaver in.
"Make sure it works, okay?" Kyle asks, with a smile.
"What? This?"
Kyle nods his head yes. Standing there, just about facing Alex, Raj switches on the clippers til it hums.
"Works."
"Good, would you mind giving Alex a haircut?"
"Haircut?" Raj asks.
"Haircut?" Alex follows. "Kyle!" Alex scolds.
"Well I'm all wet. If I touch that thing, I'll get electrocuted!" Kyle gives as excuse.
"Never mind, Raj," Alex says, "turn it off and leave it on the vanity."
However, Raj stands there, holding it, even though he's turned it off.
"Just leave it there," Alex directs.
Shrugging his shoulders, then gulping, Raj says, "I guess I can help you out, if you need it."
Kyle's delighted.
"No," Alex says, "I think we can handle it."
Kyle asks, "Have you ever given a guy a haircut before, Raj?"
"Matter of fact, my dad owns a barber shop. I earn some extra bucks giving guys in the dorm haircuts."
"He's not talking about the hair on my head," Alex strongly states.
"Oh," Raj says, with a tinge of dissapointment.
"On your head, or on your chest, what's the difference?" Kyle badgers.
Shrugging his shoulders, Raj says, "I guess not much difference, but you better take off the chain you're wearing."
"Chain? Oh yeah. I forgot I was wearing it, on account of I just got it."
"From him?" Raj asks.
"Yeah. A present."
"Nice. Must've cost a fortune."
"A small one. It's from Braddock's."
"Whoaaa.. "
While Alex and Raj are chit-chatting, Kyle slips out of the tub, behind the two and heads for the jon door.
"Where are you going?" Alex asks.
"Call the front desk to let them know we need Raj's assistance with the haircut. Y'know, so they don't come looking for him anytime soon?"
When Kyle returns, the clippers are already humming.
"How does it look?" Alex asks.
"Good so far, but you're getting hair all over you, Raj," Kyle tells, with ulterior motives already in the works.
"No problem."
Alex can see where this is heading, but two thoughts occurr to him. One, he realizes when Kyle has his mind set on something looney, there's no talking out of it and secondly, Alex feels very aroused already by having half of his chest already trimmed!
"At least let me help you with your jacket?"
Walking behind Raj, Kyle grabs the collar of Raj's bellhop jacket. He removes it, hanging it on a hook on the back of the door. Turning, he faces Raj's back.
"What are you doing?"
Raj looks down himself. Kyle's hands reach around Raj's waist, getting ready to unfasten a button.
Alex asks, "You trust us, Raj?"
"I dunno... I mean yes. Certainly."
Alex looks at Kyle, who shrugs his shoulders, meaning the deal about the `type of guy' business. Now Alex has fallen into Kyle's web and is as anxious as Kyle to see how far he can go.
"Look, Raj. I never had my chest cut with electric clippers before. It's getting me kind of aroused."
First Alex looks down, to see his towel tenting. Then Raj looks, along with Kyle, with arms still around Raj's waist, ready to follow through with the unbuttoning, given Alex's okay.
Kyle then gets bolder. He reaches down lower.
"Ooooooooh!" Raj sighs with great pleasure.
"Yep. He's hard like us!" Kyle says, pressing his pubes forwards, scraping his erection up against Raj's ass.
"Watch the clippers, " Alex warns.
Immediately Raj opens his eyes, saying, "Oh sorry. About that."
Right away, Raj focuses in on the buzzing clippers.
"Y'almost clipped my nip off!" Alex says, laughing.
"He's got sensitive ones, too," Kyle says.
"Really?" Raj asks, not that it's of terrible interest.
"Yeah. Go ahead... buzz him."
"Buzz him?" Raj asks.
Alex asks, of concern, "Buzz me?"
As a matter of trust, Alex stands there, not flinching a muscle, as Kyle takes the clippers, turns them sideways and places it against Alex's untrimmed nip.
"Ooooooooooohshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
Raj and Kyle start laughing their asses off as Alex breaks away, feeling up his nip.
"Ooooh man oh man oh man!" Alex states... "You almost made me shoot my wad! Look what you did?"
Reaching down, he pulls at his own cock, producing a fingerful of precum.
"Ready to get out of that uniform, Raj?"
"I suppose. But the desk...."
"They aren't expecting you back soon. Don't worry `bout it."
Alex watches, as Kyle unbuttons Raj's shirt.
"My own free strip show!" Alex laughs it off.
When Kyle goes for the belt buckle, as Raj is stripping his shirt, he notices some precum on the back.
"Well, you're going to have a problem explaining this!"
After depantsing Raj, Kyle holds up the rear of the pants. Lines of wet form all about the rear seam.
"Not if you guys accidentally push me in the pool?"
"Geesh Raj!" Alex states, "We didn't even get in and out of the shower with you yet!"
"What?" Raj says.
"Oops!" Alex answers back.
They then find out Raj's true nature.
"Yeah, Alex didn't mean anything by it," Kyle states.
"Why not. I think it could be fun!"
Both Alex and Kyle stand there with their jaws hanging open.
"Hey, guys, remember. I live in a dorm. I'm not the only gay guy there. College guys like to do zany things. Even the straight guys like to get involved!"
From surprise to wise, Kyle's and Alex's demeanor changes.
Kyle says, "Well now, when you go back to the dorm you can set up business shaving down the swim team's bods!"
"An entrepeneur after my own heart," Raj quips.
"Hey," Kyle states, "I think we should get a cut of the profits!"
So, Raj, standing there in only his briefs, goes about his business of finishing up on Alex's pecs. As the hair tumbles down, in clumps, so the top of the `S' is history.
"I'm gonna kind of miss it."
"Miss what?"
"The `S'. My first date with a guy."
Kyle would have rather it been himself, than Greg, but still he's happy for the special occasion to have occurred.
"Yeah, my first date with a guy with an `S' carved out of his pecs and stomach!"
"I myself, kind of like it," Raj comments.
Alex fills him in, "I don't think Coach Wylie would appreciate the scorn from the opposing team's coach. They've been trying to put one over on the other, for years."
"Not too late to do it."
"Do what?" they question Raj.
"This is your senior year, right?"
"Right."
"Use some waterproof markers to draw `LQ' on your bodies."
"Cool idea, but I don't think it would float with Coach Wylie."
"It would if it showed how cool a coach he could be," Raj added.
Kyle says, "I think Raj has got a point there."
"Sure. A bunch of us guys painted LQCC on our bods, to cheer the football team once."
"Cool!" Alex and Kyle respond.
"How do you want your stomach?"
"Down to my navel, but leave a treasure trail."
"Would be better lying down."
Kyle adds, "Or how's this?"
Joking, Kyle puts Alex in a full nelson, stretching out his abs.
"Yeah, it's cool."
While in the position, Kyle licks along Alex's arms, as if lamb chops. His loins tingle, getting a whiff of that manly body odor, worked up since exiting the shower.
"Mmmm... can't wait til later."
"Later?" Raj questions. "Oh I know. The swimming pool. Yeah, could stand to go for a dip myself, depending if you guys...."
Alex and Kyle laugh their asses off.
"What?" Raj asks, after stopping the clipping of Alex's abs.
"When Kyle said `later' he didn't mean swimming in the pool."
"Ooooh, I get it," Raj says.
"Are we done?" Kyle asked, since Raj didn't start right in.
"No. Almost."
Both Alex and Kyle got the impression Raj was waiting for something. It dawns on Kyle what he's waiting for.
"Oh I get it. Hee hee... you want to join us?"
"Nah."
Kyle throws his hands up in the air, releasing the full nelson. Alex takes the opportunity to look at his bod in the mirror.
"Wow! Looks clean."
"I still have to touch up around your navel."
"You're not going to shave off my treasure trail, are you?"
Kyle jokes, "Your precious little treasure trail!"
"I'm not the only one," Alex states.
Sure enough, Alex points out two others in the room! Raj's bod supports a full chest of dark hair, stripe down his stomach, fanning out over his navel, a thinner trail to his beltline.
"Come to think of it, I could use a touchup," Raj says, his hand pushing his stomach in.
"Kyle could too," Alex jokes.
"I like my treasure trail just the way it is, thank you," Kyle replies.
"But," Alex suggests, "when Raj goes to shave me, he should do around your nips, Kyle."
"There's only a few strands of hair, here and there," Kyle reports, both palms grazing over his pecs, feeling up almost smooth skin.
"Yeah," Raj goes along with Alex's joke, "tidy up that chest of your's, maybe even trim your pits."
Like a model, Kyle puts his left hand behind his head.
"There's nothing wrong with my pits."
"Too long, I'd say," Raj continues the onslaught of sarcasm.
Kyle finally gives in, "Okay. If you say so."
Then Alex and Raj let him have it with the applause of laughter.
"You guys. You're joking!"
Kyle is already wasting brain cells, thinking of how to get even!
"There. That's all I can do with the clippers."
"Great! Shower time!" Kyle calls out.
Heading over to the tub, Kyle goes for the controls.
"Not interested in the hot tub?"
"Hot tub?" Says Kyle.
"Hot tub?" Questions Alex.
"Yes. Around the back of the elevator. You didn't know?"
Still with his briefs on, Alex and Kyle follow Raj, rather a distance behind.
"I'm sorry I mentioned something about sex," Kyle quietly addresses the situation with Alex.
"Yeah, I'm not sure about it myself. For sure, I'm not going to fuck any other guy beside you," Alex replies.
"I would hope not."
"So, what does three guys in bed, do to each other," Alex asks.
"It wouldn't hurt for Raj to suck us."
"We don't even know if he's a top or bottom."
"Looks like the bottom type to me."
"I wonder which position he is at the college?"
"Do you think he has a boyfriend?"
"I dunno, Kyle. I didn't think so, you?"
"I thought the same, but he says he plays with guys at the college. Doesn't have to be a boyfriend."
"I have an idea," Alex says.
"What?"
"Maybe he wants to invite over a friend?"
"A foursome? Geesh, Alex if we wanted a foursome, we could've invited Devon and Dominic!"
"Cool! But I don't think they would go for it. Dominic seems very reserved."
"I didn't really mean it," Kyle says.
"Then why did you suggest it?" Alex questions.
"I was only using them as an example."
"Using who as an example?" Raj suddenly asks.
Alex clears the air and just comes out with, "we thought maybe when we get to have sex, you would want to invite a guy."
"Yeah," Kyle goes along with, "one of your boyfriends from the college."
"I don't have a boyfriend."
Kyle adds, "Well, one of the guys you play with."
"Oh, I don't play around with guys, with sex. If that's what you thought, I apologize," Raj informs them.
It's Kyle and Alex that wind up with `egg on their faces'.
"But you were willing to..." Alex is interrupted.
"Oh no. I was sort of going along with you, but at the last minute I would have bowed out. You see, part of my principles. I want to have sex with only a guy I'm serious with."
Alex and Kyle smile, thinking the same.
"I hear ya," Kyle tells him.
"Me too," Alex says.
"But," Raj continues, "no harm in sharing a hot tub with you, is there?"
both Kyle and Alex nod their heads, `no'.
After their hot tub, where they finally got to see what Raj was packing, Raj put on his clothes and left.
"Wait! What about the pants?"
Too late. Raj had already left.
"It must be dried up by now," Kyle suggests.
"Are you ready to shave me?"
"Maybe Raj should have done it."
"Want me to call him back?"
"Not on your life!" Kyle jokingly says.
After being in the hot tub, Alex's skin is all limbered up for the shaving cream. As a joke, Kyle paints an `S' on his bod, with the soap-soaked horsehair brush.
"Tickles!"
"I hope I don't hear the opposite from you!"
"You better not nick me," Alex warns.
"I'll try not. Here goes."
After swabbing Alex's chest with the soapy brush, Kyle made a design, by shaving circles around Alex's nips.
"Mmmmm.... feels good."
Getting alike comments, Kyle continued shaving Alex's chest to perfection.
"Hey, y'know you're good at this?"
"Maybe I should forget about the International Cooking School and Julliard altogether?"
"I think you should do what your heart tells you to do, Kyle."
Kyle dropped the razor on the vanity, taking Alex in his arms and kissing him.
"I meant about school. Now look at you!"
Due to his efforts of soaping up Alex's stomach, Kyle's stomach had the identical imprint of shaving soap.
"Maybe I could use a little shave there."
"Kyle, you don't have any hair on your stomach, except the little wisp at the top of your navel and I like it."
"You like it? How come you never told me."
"I was saving it for your birthday," Alex said sarcastically, "now are you ever going to finish me?"
"Yep. Say bye-bye to the rest of the `S'!"
In a matter of four or five minutes, Kyle had Alex smoothly shaved from neck to navel.
"Okay. Wash off time!"
This time Alex did the shower solo, exiting dripping wet.
"How do I look?"
"Let me see," Kyle replied, taking a towel and dabbing Alex's chest and stomach. "Hey, I done a good job."
"Did."
"Did. Done. You feel nice and smooth."
While Kyle felt up Alex's chest, of course tweaking a nip, Alex felt his stomach.
"Oh look though!"
In the mirror they both still saw an outline of the dreaded `S'.
"You can still get a tan."
"Where? Lake Quinn doesn't have a tanning parlor."
"Maybe the hotel does."
"Fat chance," Alex replied.
Going to the phone, Kyle held up his finger, as if to say, `wait - maybe'.
"Hello."
Alex felt up his newly smooth' chest and stomach, while waiting. Feeling his left pec, he thought he touched upon a whisker'. Going to the jon, he looked in the mirror. He took up with the razor and `touched' the spot. He didn't feel any rough edges. Returning to the main room, he asked, "What's up, Kyle?"
"When I asked for Raj, they said he was `let go'."
"Let go? You mean like in `fired'?"
"Yup."
"But why?"
"They said he took too long at his duties."
"But the guy at the front desk, when we checked in, said Raj would be placed at our full attention."
"I know. I explained that to them, but he didn't listen."
"Who didn't listen?" Alex asked, getting hyper over it. "The manager?"
"The guy on the desk."
"Whaaaat? Kyle, I don't like the sound of all this."
"I know."
"Your father is a big client at Radisson's, so do something."
"I am. I'm going right downstairs and talking to the manager."
"And I'm coming with you!" Alex states.
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